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08-19-2009, 12:43 AM
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Location: Mount Prospect, IL
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my beer is missing :(
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so I've seen this kind of thread every once in a while involving "missing beer" and it looks like I'm a victim too I had my All-Simcoe IPA on tap for only about 10 days and to my surprise (and dismay) it's completely gone!
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Primary #1: Empty
Primary #2: Empty
Bottled: DFH 60-min IPA & "Chinook" Blonde Ale
Keg #1:Blue Balls Wit
Kegs #2,3,4: empty :(
Planned: Centennial Blonde
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08-19-2009, 12:48 AM
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I Like Beer
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Chicago
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Damn Gnomes!!!!!
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08-19-2009, 12:54 AM
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Drink your beer!
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Upper Michigan
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Originally Posted by Pappers
Damn Gnomes!!!!!
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That happened to me a lot when I first started kegging. I'd keg a beer, and a week later it would be completely empty.
I think we need to build a gnome trap.
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08-19-2009, 12:56 AM
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Location: Kingston, PA
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Same thing happened to a Blonde Ale I had on tap a couple of weeks ago. If you find those little bastard gnomes, let me know!
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CONDITIONING:
DRINKING: Black IPA, Brett Belgian tripel, Irish Red Ale
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08-19-2009, 01:11 AM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
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Damn beer sucking fairies.....
May I suggest tap locks...
Or perhaps a machine gun sentry robot.
YouTube - South Korea's Machine Gun Sentry Robot
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08-19-2009, 01:12 AM
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Location: Newark, De
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Perlick really needs to design a gnome proof tap lock.
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08-19-2009, 01:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Mount Prospect, IL
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at least i have my stout ready to be conditioned soon and ingredients for 2 upcoming recipes...
honestly i thought all the missing beer threads were a little embellished but alas the draw of pulling on a tap for my own brew is too much!!
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"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
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Primary #1: Empty
Primary #2: Empty
Bottled: DFH 60-min IPA & "Chinook" Blonde Ale
Keg #1:Blue Balls Wit
Kegs #2,3,4: empty :(
Planned: Centennial Blonde
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08-19-2009, 04:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Phoenix
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Damn I have this problem too! Now that I have seen pictures of the beer sucking fairies, I will need to design a trap for sure =)
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08-19-2009, 06:32 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lakeland TN
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I was shifting kegs in the kegerator last night to make room for a cold crash, and the Blueberry Wheat that SWMBO is so fond of, that it seems I JUST KEGGED, was really light.
(SWMBO Gnome?)
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08-19-2009, 06:41 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: "Detroitish" Michigan
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Trouble is it's not just those fricken hot beer fairies that could be at fault...any of those little mythological creatures could be at fault...The laundry Elf that always takes a tribute of one sock outta the dryer, could be a lush as well.
(I mean geez....this guy has unfettered access to our houses once a year. You ever wonder what he does the OTHER 365 days with those mad skillz he has?)
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Revvy's one of the cool reverends. He has a Harley and a t-shirt that says on the back "If you can read this, the bitch was Raptured. - Madman
I gotta tell ya, just between us girls, that Revvy is HOT. Very tall, gorgeous grey hair and a terrific smile. He's very good looking in person, with a charismatic personality... he drives like a ****ing maniac! - YooperBrew
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