Thanks everyone. I'll keep my eyes peeled for hinge top bottles or just leave it in 2 litres. I hereby promise not to put it in wine bottles, and to buy a capper at some point.
Ikea sure does!http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/50108908/
I dunno if they'll hold pressure but for $4 that's not bad at all.
Who will try to ferment just about anything
"You guys just wanna get bombed and run around yelling yarr we're vikings!"