Man, I am just finding all the wrong info on the www.

I suppose the sweetness are a bit subjective but I'll take your word for it as you've definitely demonstrated your expertise.
I'm going to make one of your fermentation restarters and get that gravity down. It's not like I'll have to throw it out, couldn't turn out too terrible.
Thanks again for all your help. I'll definitely be reading more of your FAQ posts and checking that book out.