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Old 11-22-2011, 07:27 PM   #1
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Got this in an email, thought I'd share. If its in the wrong forum mods please feel free to move it. I'm fairly new to HBT






Beer Theories

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Babe Ruth
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

Lyndon B. Johnson
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."

Paul Horning
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

H. L. Mencken
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"

George Bernard Shaw
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

W. C. Fields
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Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.

Professor Irwin Corey
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Salvation in a can!

Leo Durocher
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One night at Cheers, Cliff ClAvin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this.. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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Old 01-09-2012, 09:06 PM   #2
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HA! some nice quotes and vintage cans

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Old 01-16-2012, 10:39 PM   #3
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Good stuff. Does your handle signify that you are a vaper, as in e-cig user? We may share two obsessive hobbies...

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Old 01-16-2012, 10:46 PM   #4
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Good stuff. Does your handle signify that you are a vaper, as in e-cig user? We may share two obsessive hobbies...
Yes it does! That's actually my website. I'm an e- cig dealer , themadvaper.com
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Old 01-16-2012, 10:56 PM   #5
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Yes it does! That's actually my website. I'm an e- cig dealer , themadvaper.com
Nice! I'm a ego battery with just the regular drip tip double coil cartomizer guy! ill have to check your site out tonight!
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'how will i explain this to my kids' ... if i have to ask that, then i think my kids are in trouble ... just my 2 cents ... HAVE A BEER !!!
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Sweet! Rocking my ego battery with a vision deux (from gotvapes) and some caramel apple e-juice while I peruse recipes for caramel apple cider I need to start playing around with DIY e-liquid. If I'm making my own drink and my own vapes, I think I can happily spend weeks on end without leaving my house

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Sweet! Rocking my ego battery with a vision deux (from gotvapes) and some caramel apple e-juice while I peruse recipes for caramel apple cider I need to start playing around with DIY e-liquid. If I'm making my own drink and my own vapes, I think I can happily spend weeks on end without leaving my house
Just wish gotvapes could keep a better handle on their flux nectar juice and get the juicy bliss (bubblegum) back in stock! I found a couple of there juices to be addy killers too!!
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Yeah I want to vouch for themadvaper, he is a really cool guy and took the time to help me pick out some stuff I like from his site (I'm a vape noob). He has some good stuff on his site and the flavors of vapes he brings when we brew are delicious!

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