Carolina Brewery - Chapel Hill, NC
http://www.carolinabrewery.com/
1. Location - 8 - 10 minute walk, right on Franklin Street
2. Escapability- 8 - It's a college town, if you run into other people, they're drinking too.
3. Food - 7- Decent bar food, nothing special.
4. Beer - 9 - The best local microbrewery in town. Just tried their Alt - awesome.
5. WiFi - 8 - Free compliments of Chapel Hill. Don't know how great the signal is, but you can pick it up.
6. Intangibles - Not really. Good place to fill up a corny or growler though.