fezzman

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My dad asked me what I wanted for my birthday. I said, "I wanna watch." So he let me....

fezzman

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What do you call a doctor who graduates last in his class? A doctor!

thataintchicken

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on of my employees asked where the iDog was kept... I told her right next to the updog. she said, what's updog.

"Nothing, what's up with you"


YEeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh.

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You bastard. I can't turn in after that assault on the language. -shecky

JohnnyO

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Duly noted. Thanks coastalfisheries AKA spambot.

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Fermenting: Saison
Drinking: IPA, Hefeweizen
On Deck: TBD

Yuri_Rage

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?



The rooster.

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YouTube Channel .......... Shirts, posters, and other SWAG

Reelale

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What's the German word for vaseline?



Der Weinerschlider.

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Ceedubya

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she can't swim, but you should see her stroke
she can't fight, but you should see her box

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Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here! - The Dude

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?