I agree with everyone's opinion above. But just thought I'd throw out there a recipe for a "30 Day Wine" that I found on the interwebs. I've never made it myself. May taste like swill. But you could give it a go. If it turns out bad at 30 days just stash it away and see how it tastes next Christmas.
Also, I wouldn't recommend some of the practices espoused in the directions below. Particularly the plastic wrap.
30-Day Wine
24 oz Welch's frozen concentrated grape juice, thawed
3 cups sugar
water to make up one gallon
1 tsp yeast nutrient
1 sachet wine yeast
Mix all ingredients together well with water and fill the jug to about an inch below the shoulders. Cover with a clean rag secured with rubber band. Keep in a dark place about 70 degrees. About 2 weeks later replace rag with a good thick piece of plastic wrap. After 30 days from starting date, siphon wine off from sediment in bottom and drink.