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papabeach1 · 09-02-2008, 10:35 AM

my mom told me she has white wine grapevine yard, I checked it out, lot of animals did picked it and ate lot of it, she asked me to find out how to make wine out of that vineyard, please help me so we can get it started picking the white grapes, its offically wine vineyard itself!! so how do I make homemade wine out of it?

please please help me out!! I even will do with my feets!! im newbie so crank me up please!!

Nerro · 09-02-2008, 10:58 AM

Are you serious?

JWHooper · 09-02-2008, 02:00 PM

You've just now discovered that your mother has a white grape vineyard?

Nerro · 09-02-2008, 02:14 PM

And all this time here he was, thinking it was a toolshed or possibly a tennis court...

JWHooper · 09-02-2008, 02:39 PM

Oh, let's not be mean. After all, how many wine emergencies do we get to handle around here that don't involve wine hypochondria or bottle bombs?

Papa, quickly race into your mother's newly discovered vineyard and fight off the animals eating the grapes, gathering all the fruit into a giant burlap sack. Race to KMart and buy an appropriately sized above ground swimming pool, and roll the burlap sack full of grapes into the empty pool. Now, quickly! Gather up your friends and family, and have them all cannonball from a tall stepladder onto the burlap bag until there is a pool full of grape juice.

Now put a really large lid on the pool, with an airlock. Toss in a bucket of yeast.

Wait a few months and let us know how it turns out.

**BierMuncher** · 09-02-2008, 03:01 PM

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Boerderij_Kabouter · 09-02-2008, 03:02 PM

first look into this:

Then, follow Hoopers advice.

If you are above 21, and actually interested in making wine from grapes, we can help you. However, when you post as above, we will all assume you are underage and attempting to make prison hooch without your parents knowing about it.

If you actually want to make wine from grapes... I highly suggest first reading "grapes to wine" it is a great book on vineyard care and wine making. Then come back with things you don't understand. Or go buy a wine kit from your local homebrew shop and practice with that.

DutchK9 · 09-03-2008, 02:10 AM

Papabeach1 go to a Barnes and Noble and get a wine making book, or google online how to make wine from grapes. There are ingredients that are needed, as well as carboys or fermenting buckets.
Plan on investing a little bit of money to get started.

Also don't let the guys get you worked up. Many times kids come on these forums trying to learn how to make hooch. Being deaf, I am sure it was hard to learn all proper grammar.

Good luck with your grapes, but remember that wine making will be a slow process so don't get in a hurry.

**Coastarine** · 09-03-2008, 02:29 AM

And what's the emergency again?

**John Beere** · 09-03-2008, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coastarine

And what's the emergency again?

He didn't say he had an emergency... he said it was an emegerncy. See? now it all makes sense...