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Old 08-23-2010, 03:40 PM   #1
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Really?

Google, why would you think HBT members would be interested in home insemination kits?

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Old 08-23-2010, 03:41 PM   #2
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Because we refer so often to the use of turkey basters!

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Old 08-23-2010, 03:46 PM   #3
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Maybe they're misinterpreting "homebrewing"?

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Old 08-23-2010, 03:47 PM   #4
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Because our beer bellies make it physically impossible for us to make it happen naturally!

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Maybe they're misinterpreting "homebrewing"?
I've heard about having a bun in the oven, but not a beer in the primary.
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We can all learn from this, though. Be careful where you pitch your yeast.

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Old 08-23-2010, 04:22 PM   #7
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and when you do pitch yeast mix it really good first

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Can you shoot pool with a rope?
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Because pregnancy is nothing more that a 40 week infection ?

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and when you do pitch yeast mix it really good first
And some women need really good starters.
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