Originally Posted by JustMrWill
What are we looking at...10-11ish till o-dark-thirty?
Like the last few parties, come anytime after noon, leave whenever you must. Last call will be when the very first one of the following occurs:
1. We run out of beer/wine/food. (Highly unlikely.)
2. The cops come and shut us down. (Unlikely, I have cool neighbors, some of whom are town cops who will probably all be there.)
3. Babalu breaks out his Dungeons and Dragons dice.
4. The third fistfight breaks out. (Lets face it, it ain't a party without at least one fistfight, the second one is generally just youthfull exuberence so that don't hardly count. But if we get to three things are getting out of hand and I'll pull the plug. Unless its between chicks. Nuff said.
5. Hippie decides to go skinnydipping in the goldfish pond. (Of course, that will clear out the place PDQ and I won't have to do a thing.)
6. Any talk about sacrificing a virgin (i.e. Yeager) on the bonfire. (Ok, I might just let that one go.)