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Old 08-21-2011, 03:18 AM   #131
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I want to learn at the feet of the Master, Gila. The dude has something like 25 wives. He obviously has some serious game.. I want to know what his secret is.

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Old 08-21-2011, 03:35 AM   #132
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There goes Paul looking for more men!
Not for nuttin' but I'm working on Yoop behind the scene.
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Old 08-22-2011, 12:21 AM   #133
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Sheck,
I just noticed that you have almost 24 and a half f'ing THOUSAND posts. WTF, Brother?


How has your boss not caught on to this yet? Ya, I get it. You're a "Sports Reporter." By definition you don't do jack, you get free ducats to all the games that the rest of us would give a kidney for, and your 'short arm disease' has kept you from picking up a check in 12 years but I mean WTF????? 25 K worth of worthless drivel on HBT??????? (Sure most of it is in the Tap Room and in a way that makes it worse. How do you keep up with all of the absurdity that goes on in there.)

You are such a perfect Masstoberfest participant that it's almost frightening.
Underemployed, overpaid, sports and beer focused guy who spends more time writing about brewing than actually brewing.

You are my doppelganger. I just have a nicer rack.

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Holy ****, dude. Look at this.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=88425

HOW THE **** DO YOU POST NINETEEN THOUSAND TIMES IN A THREAD OF DRIVEL?

I need to go delete my eight responses in that thread so it stops showing up under "My Replies"

NINETEEN THOUSAND TIMES? Holy ****ing ****.
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One mans drivel is another mans Euclidian Geometry.




Who am I kidding? Even the trolls that live under the floorboards of the Tap Room know they are engaged in collective mental masterbation.


Hey Ed, didn't you pull a Duran-like "No Mas" walk away from TTR a few years ago? Guess you came out of retirement, eh?

"Dude, we're gettin' the band back together! "

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Old 08-22-2011, 01:09 AM   #135
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Holy ****, dude. Look at this.

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/misc.php?do=whoposted&t=88425

HOW THE **** DO YOU POST NINETEEN THOUSAND TIMES IN A THREAD OF DRIVEL?

I need to go delete my eight responses in that thread so it stops showing up under "My Replies"

NINETEEN THOUSAND TIMES? Holy ****ing ****.
Be nice, now. And it hasn't shown up under "My Replies" since it went behind the wall, so stop exaggerrating.

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One mans drivel is another mans Euclidian Geometry.




Who am I kidding? Even the trolls that live under the floorboards of the Tap Room know they are engaged in collective mental masterbation.


Hey Ed, didn't you pull a Duran-like "No Mas" walk away from TTR a few years ago? Guess you came out of retirement, eh?

"Dude, we're gettin' the band back together! "
Apparently I have no life, which is odd because I really do.

No, really, I do.
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Old 08-22-2011, 01:24 AM   #136
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Well don't go on a an ""I've really got to cut back" kick till after you come and brew with all of your imaginary Internet friends at Masstoberfest.

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Old 08-22-2011, 01:04 PM   #137
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(yawn). I am not a 100% lock. We'll see. I just had 125 people, 29 kegs on tap and 300 lbs of meat at my place so.... For some reason, 22 people standing in Paul's driveway watching him and Dakota brew??? Ehhhhh. I might have serious laundry to fold that day.

For the first time in 11 years, I have to admit it, my pig didn't come out of the ground absolutely killer. That said, its still better than the piglet pork jerky Paul tries to pass off as edible at this event.

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Stop pouting, mother****er. If you don't show up, I'm going to your house and keying your Hummer.

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Hallelujah!!

That laundry pile is out of control. You are right, you really should stay home and attend to it.



Bird, please don't encourage him to come, he might. He hasn't been able to scrub off the stink of BBQ failure since July, he's trying to put the bad juju on Bertha.

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1) wtf am I pouting over? The pig wasn't nearly up to standards but overall the whole day was a blast. That and the pig was actually no where near as bad as Paulie is making it out (shocker). Given that PTN has the patience of a phkin' severe ADHD-afflicted four year old on xmas morning, he rushed in and grabbed the first piece of pork that saw sunlight coming out of the pit.... And the outter layers were way overcooked. The inner layers weren't remotely as bad and were actually pretty solid but your boy never noticed that. He was too busy lubing up and ranting about how the world was coming to an end. The real unfortunate fact was there were alot of people there that didn't know Paul, so when Paul, in all his grand wisdom, yanked of the layer of overcooked meat and handed it to people... They didnt know any better. Luckily there were still a fair number of folks who knew what they were doing and never left the hog's side. So when the amatuer hour was over, we picked away at the good stuff. Again, still not up to my standards but better than what our dear blowhard is making it out to be.

2) dont have the Hummer any more. Traded in.

3) i have the Homebrew Jamboree the previous weekend and Babalu's golf tourny the following weekend, then Pats games start... And at some would enjoy some time with the Capelings during the month of Sept.

4). I've already seen Paul stick a sparge brutally... How much fun would it be a se ond time???

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