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Old 05-17-2013, 04:38 PM   #4781
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Wow...I felt like I was the new guy here, earning a little street cred....he just b*tch slapped away from me...well done!

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Old 05-17-2013, 08:50 PM   #4782
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Get a grip on yourself, lad. Taking candy from a baby doesn't make you a mastermind thief and bitch slapping Yeager doesn't give you 'street cred.'

Street cred for bitch slappin' Yeager? That's some mad scary crib of yours, Dog. Yo.

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Old 05-17-2013, 08:53 PM   #4783
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Thats like bangin a dead hooker and bragging about how good you are at picking up women.


(Ding ding ding!!!!! That was a successful work-in of "dead-hooker"!!!)

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Old 05-17-2013, 09:36 PM   #4784
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You sure seem to be doing a lot of that these days.
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Old 05-18-2013, 01:18 AM   #4785
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Bowing and getting on his knees are not the same thing

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she just laughed and shook her head at me like, "you moron"
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Old 05-20-2013, 02:21 AM   #4786
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There is a decided lack of participation on this thread over the weekends. If it wasn't such a ridiculous assumption someone might think some of you f-tards just sit in here while you're supposed to be working and go away to lives and families on the weekend.

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Old 05-20-2013, 03:18 AM   #4787
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I thought you were spending your weekends out on the water? What happened, you run out of money for gas?

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Work.


The curse of the drinking class.

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Old 05-20-2013, 12:15 PM   #4789
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Lobstersawus in the back yard from the kitchen window.

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Old 05-20-2013, 03:07 PM   #4790
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Lobstersawus in the back yard from the kitchen window.
Pretty close. Here she is in the back yard from the ****house window...
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