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Old 03-29-2013, 08:47 PM   #4401
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Yeager's had a couple of funnies in the last few pages. He must be feeling frisky with the change in seasons.

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Old 03-29-2013, 09:48 PM   #4402
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Always. ;-(. In dc right now but heading home tomorrow night hopefully. Got a boy on the way in June. Yes it's mine. Yes I have been laid three times now.
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:49 PM   #4403
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This is what I have been working on in my minimal spare time while the wife is pregnant....
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Old 03-29-2013, 09:50 PM   #4404
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It's sperm build up. He managed to knock up herself last year during the fall rutting season and (as of the last time made me acutely uncomfortable with all of the details, or lack thereof) hasn't 'released the pressure valve' since.

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Old 03-30-2013, 01:41 AM   #4405
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So I just walk out to my compost pile and poured out anyeast cake onto the top. All well and good until I get back into the house and find I've got a schmeer of dog suit on the bottom of my sneaked. I blow a gasket. Al tells me the biatch next door is tucking some new guy and he has a dog that he lets out the back door first thing in the morning. The f'ing dog is zhitting in my vegetble garden. Would I be outnofnline just shooting geither the dog, the bitch or the boyfriend du jour?

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Old 03-30-2013, 02:05 AM   #4406
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So I just walk out to my compost pile and poured out anyeast cake onto the top. All well and good until I get back into the house and find I've got a schmeer of dog suit on the bottom of my sneaked. I blow a gasket. Al tells me the biatch next door is tucking some new guy and he has a dog that he lets out the back door first thing in the morning. The f'ing dog is zhitting in my vegetble garden. Would I be outnofnline just shooting geither the dog, the bitch or the boyfriend du jour?
Shoot the BF. What kind of n00b brings a dog to his bangs house, might as well bring your kid.
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Old 03-30-2013, 02:15 AM   #4407
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The biatch ain't even hot. She's got ginormous tits but they're propped up by her big f'ing belly.


(I'll save you all the effort and say "Just like mine."

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Old 03-30-2013, 09:47 PM   #4408
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Posting at PTNs suggestion

So I have an all grain 20 gallon setup.


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And I have been using 2 15 gallon fermenters I leave in the kitchen. As PTN will not disagree here, my wife complains about this. So I bought two of Capes 30 gallon plastic conicals and built a stand.


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It has been made a bit more sturdy since this picture.

I added cpvc pipes to the bottom for drains along with a t reduced down to 1/2 inch with a ball valve and plastic quick disconnect


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I then drilled a hole from my garage into my basement beer room which is coincidently just a wall away and inserted a piece of PVC (with removable cap for when in use) and run hose into it down to the fermenter from my chiller



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So now I don't have to move a darn thing and can use conicals to secondary and to fill kegs right in the basement.

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Old 03-31-2013, 01:06 AM   #4409
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Right about now Chris is sitting at home, checking the thread every five minutes in the hope that somebody will say "Wow Yeager! That's an unbelievably awesome set up. I wish I could be as cool as you and have an awesome set up like yours. But alas I'm not nearly as cool as you! Yeager you're the coolest brewer in the world."



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Old 03-31-2013, 01:19 AM   #4410
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It's got to be nice, though, to have more brewing capacity than a "professional" outfit like Bog Water.

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