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Old 03-13-2013, 06:14 AM   #4261
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Ya... What he said... You win gold and Yeager blows you.

Straight up blowing you pays off the bet. Him swallowing is just him upping the ante.

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Old 03-13-2013, 07:56 PM   #4262
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Ya... What he said... You win gold and Yeager blows you.

Straight up blowing you pays off the bet. Him swallowing is just him upping the ante.
How the F?!? Did I get involved with this?????
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she just laughed and shook her head at me like, "you moron"
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:37 PM   #4263
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Really surprised I didn't get the nod from Rome, I would have made a wicked pissa Pope. I think the whole Satan worshipping atheist thing was just too big a stumbling block for the guys in the red hats. Too bad, I had some pissa ideas.

That bread and wine thing... I was going to switch over to beer and pizza.

No meat Friday was out, no pants Tuesday was in.

The collection plate would have become mandatory for 'Pope PTN's Special Fund.'

There was going to be a bit of change with the 'kiss the popes ring' thing.'

Nuns were out. The Patriots cheerleaders were in.

Can we even ASK for a recall of the vote?

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Old 03-14-2013, 09:34 PM   #4264
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I liked the mild, it was a nice easy drinking beer. It's a shame that beers like that get left at the wayside because they aren't sexy enough. If its not "Imperial" or "dry hopped with super secret proprietary hops, grown hydroponically in Hawaiian rain forest water and only harvested during a full moon" the beer illuminati won't buy it. Too bad. It was a good beer.
I meant to comment on this before: Why not call it a Session? Isn't that the hot trend. Just a comment...


I've never had any Bog but I've seen the videos of people who have had it

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Old 03-14-2013, 09:39 PM   #4265
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You might shake your ass like that after drinking the Bog Water but its because you're 30 seconds away from explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea.


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Old 03-15-2013, 11:59 AM   #4266
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Nice to know that nothing has changed in my absence.

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Old 03-15-2013, 01:25 PM   #4267
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Home schweet home

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Isn't that a song or something?

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First you buy a boat. Then you look at your truck and realize there is no way your truck is going to haul your new boat. So then you go looking at trucks. Then you sign on yet another bottom line. And the entire time you hear "Ka-Ching. Ka-Ching" in the background.

On the good news front... UWho wants to go diving out at Ammen Rock on Cashes Ledge this summer? Man up, biatch!!!

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First you buy a boat. Then you look at your truck and realize there is no way your truck is going to haul your new boat. So then you go looking at trucks. Then you sign on yet another bottom line. And the entire time you hear "Ka-Ching. Ka-Ching" in the background.

On the good news front... UWho wants to go diving out at Ammen Rock on Cashes Ledge this summer? Man up, biatch!!!
Wow. Wish I had your troubles.....
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