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Old 02-24-2013, 09:09 PM   #4161
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300ml/dl?
Milliliters in deciliters. 300/1000 of a liter in 1/10th of a liter. (A liter is about a quart). A really, really small amount. Unless you are talking about an alcohol level in someone's bloodstream. Then it's significant. Even somewhat impressive, unless you are talking about a professional drinker. I think of 300 as the gateway to being truly drunk, where I need to start worrying about protecting airways, etc.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:21 PM   #4162
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Three guys go away fishing every summer for years and years. Finally one of the guys says he can't go, his wife vetoed the annual fishing trip. His buddies are bummed out but understand. When the big weekend comes they arrive at the camp to find him already there, sitting on a camp stool beside a cooler full of beer.

"What happened, we thought you couldn't come?"

"Well, last night she came into our bedroom wearing a sexy nighty, carrying a copy of the Fifty Shades of Grey book and a pair of handcuffs. She had me handcuff her to the bed frame and told me to do what I wanted to do."

"And?"

"I did. Got here about 9 last night and caught six fish already."

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Old 02-27-2013, 02:23 PM   #4163
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LOL!!!!! I get it!! She was talking about sex and he chose to go fishing instead!!!

Ahhhhahahahahahah!!

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Old 02-27-2013, 03:02 PM   #4164
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Soper only went with "Cape" because we hung out for a couple beers at the NHC two years ago out in San Diego so we've met.

No, sorry Sop'. Not making it this year. Got a ton of guys from my club going but I got too much going on to make the trip
Shucks, at least send down some beers. What about MI next year?
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:22 PM   #4165
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Shucks, at least send down some beers. What about MI next year?
Pretty skeptical on future NHCs unfortunately... unless it is in freakin' Boston. I am way beyond busy these days. Let me know if you're going to be swinging through anywhere up around these parts though. Our beers will be on tap at a couple of different places and if you're really nice, I might give you a PERSONAL tour of the ENTIRE brewery.

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it's a cool offer..
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Alas , we've seen the last of Cape at the NHC. BUT we can look forward

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Alas , we've seen the last of Cape at the NHC. BUT we can look forward
To seeing him at future industry shows, like the Beer Summit, etc. Look hard. Real hard. Over there. Past Sam Adams. Past Harpoon. Past Pretty Things. Past Slum Brew.

Yup, over in the corner by the ladies room. They'll be the ones with the "Sorry, no more beer" sign at their booth. You'll find Cape sitting behind the booth, all glassy eyed, mumbling "We wanted to put a spin on it. We put a spin on it. Spin on it. Spin on it, spin on it.""
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Actually I bet Cape will be at the MI show next year. He's hoping to go and hang out with his adoring fan club. "We love you, Cape. "You're the best, Cape." "I wanna do just what you did, Cape."

Aaaannnd, if he's wicked lucky, Revvy will stop by! How frickin' cool will that be?

"Hey Bri, show me your Vette and I'll tell you about the time I wrote about my date with the left handed midget lesbian from Latvia."

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Old 02-27-2013, 08:53 PM   #4169
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(Yawn)

Per usual, your embarrassing level of jealousy continues to be your undoing.

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Ya.

You're right.

You got me.

I'm jealous. I wish I could empty my IRA and piss away the past few decades worth of savings all for the opportunity to walk into a bar and pay a bartender $7.50 to pour me a beer I brewed.

I'm missing out on the opportunity to lean over the bar, sneak a peak down her shirt and whisper to her, "You know, I'm the guy who brews the Bog Water..."

"We're out of f'ing Bog Water. Again. How 'bout a PBR? $2.00 drafts till 6."

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