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Old 01-31-2013, 03:55 AM   #4031
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Really? I thought this thread's existence was to make fun of Cape..... Ask him what flavor is in the back room of bog crap brewing....
I thought that was the football thread?
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:53 AM   #4032
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Jeezuz, look who crawled out from under a rock. I always get a kick out of Yeager showing up, acting like he's some sort of bad ass. You've clearly been at the blueberry beer tonight, your typing is slurred and you're acting like a tough guy. If I didn't know better I might start to think that you got it wet earlier. Oh wait, I get it. You're out of town, aren't you? Her Most Imperial Lee Ann-ness can't grind you under her thumb if you are in Ohio. Good for you. Lemme guess, you had THREE blueberry beers tonight, right?

Hey, does March 2 or 16 work for you for the U5? 3/2 is my birthday so that might not work, I don't know if Al wants to do anything. My weekends are pretty tight between work and school but those days might work. I'll have the shed finished by then, we can do it at my place so you can actually breathe over the course of the day.

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Old 01-31-2013, 12:04 PM   #4033
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March 2nd is OUT for me, as it turns out.

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Old 01-31-2013, 12:49 PM   #4034
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.... and with the steadfast consistancy of the day's setting sun, one by one the "uh, no thanks. Pass" responses trickle in on Pauly's little brew day.

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Old 01-31-2013, 12:55 PM   #4035
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Now you're stooping to plagiarism?



So sad!

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Old 02-04-2013, 01:53 AM   #4036
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Yo Cape...

I don't remember you swearing nearly so much when you were brewing Ass Beer on the Brewstrocity. What happened? You go pro and turned into a longshoremen! WTF? I got home yesterday and almost felt the need to call Father Brian for a 'Blessing of the Ears."

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Old 02-04-2013, 02:30 PM   #4037
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Yeah... I was frustrated.

Everything is so tight in that tiny little space and gets claustrophobic and then when sht goes sideways a bit, it goes over poorly.

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Old 02-04-2013, 02:38 PM   #4038
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I love Cape's "I turned pro" thread which is basically "don't do this and here's why..."

Followed by dozens of n00bs saying "whoa, I'm totally gonna do this, thanks! Now, do you use liquid malt or dry malt?"

Ah yes, these optimistic homebrewers are an interesting bunch.

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LOL... Thats kinda why I did it... Every other day there is a "I'm gonna sell me beer!!!" Thread and while it certainly doesn't remotely make those folks stupid or bad or anything, they just have no concept of what is actually required.

If people's basic question is "how much would it cost me to have MY beer in a bar... The answer is "a fckton more than you think".

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LOL... Thats kinda why I did it... Every other day there is a "I'm gonna sell me beer!!!" Thread and while it certainly doesn't remotely make those folks stupid or bad or anything, they just have no concept of what is actually required.

If people's basic question is "how much would it cost me to have MY beer in a bar... The answer is "a fckton more than you think".
Ha. Be honest, it was the "they're about to change to self distribution; I can has sell my homebrew!" thread that forced you to act, right?
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