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Old 01-29-2013, 08:22 PM   #4011
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^^^ I'd start with the 99.9999999% of the bars that won't be selling Bog Iron.

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:29 PM   #4012
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Oh, real mature

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:50 PM   #4013
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C'mom. It's a relevant fact and you know it.

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:57 PM   #4014
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:08 PM   #4015
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^^^ I'd start with the 99.9999999% of the bars that won't be selling Bog Iron.
That's some funny sh!t right there.


Even if he did round off a few dozen decimal places.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:19 PM   #4016
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Oddly enough, Kinsale at Government Center has a really good selection. At least as of now. I understand they will be showcasing a new start up brewery in the near future. Thats probably the business decision equivelant of going out with an ugly girl. Maybe she has a nice personality. Or she can sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.

So Brian… how DID you talk them into pouring the Bog Water?

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Old 01-29-2013, 09:27 PM   #4017
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At the very least, it'll make all the other beers taste so much better by comparison.

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Oddly enough, Kinsale at Government Center has a really good selection. At least as of now. I understand they will be showcasing a new start up brewery in the near future. Thats probably the business decision equivelant of going out with an ugly girl. Maybe she has a nice personality. Or she can sucked a golf ball through a garden hose.

So Brian… how DID you talk them into pouring the Bog Water?
I let them try it... And they told us we could have a dedicated line there as long as we wanted it.

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Hey, just to stop the ****-talk for a minute.. congrats, Cape. Sincerely. Very cool that you're getting the nano up off the ground. I can't make it down to the parties, the mid-week one is obviously out and the one that's in Boston, that's just a crazy weekend, I can't get away. Definitely looking forward to having a pint, hopefully whenever the U5 brew session happens.

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