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Old 12-25-2012, 01:19 PM   #3871
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It's snowing here. Give Pat a Christmas kiss for me before you go for your dive in case something terrible happens while you're under water. You know, like you run out of air, or your regulator free flows or you get OxTox. Cause that would be tragic. Just tragic.

I was just told, "I put nice Christmas towels up in the bathroom, they're not for you to use."



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Old 12-26-2012, 10:33 PM   #3872
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Ugeth Urbina was released from prison today after serving 5 1/2 years for attempted murder. Maybe the Sox ought to try a re-do of the 100 anniversary Opening Day Celebration this spring and make sure ol' Uggy is there. It's not like the season could turn out any worse.

Baring that, maybe a one year contract. We could use a Strong Arm from the pen in the pen.



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Old 12-29-2012, 09:56 AM   #3873
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Spent a few hours at The Bog yesterday. Watched Matt, Cape and FW put batch #2 into the fermenter. Still working out minor bugs but those should be solved without too much difficulty. The learning curve is negotiable and they should have beer before too long. Unless they kill themselves (or each other) first. In the short time I was there Cape cut a finger and Matt almost concussed himself on the range hood and fell into the brew pot. And they weren't even drinking. Cape spent most of the time lounging in a chair while Matt scurried around weighing out hop additions.
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... In the short time I was there Cape cut a finger and Matt almost concussed himself on the range hood and fell into the brew pot. And they weren't even drinking. ...
Good. Now I have something to use when they give me a hard time about whacking my head on the smoker chimney.
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Hope everyone's New Year is a good one.



Even you, Cape.

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Old 01-01-2013, 12:09 PM   #3876
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Hope everyone's New Year is a good one.



Even you, Cape.
Thanks paul, you as well
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How goes the shed-building, Paulie? You're the only man I know who builds a two-car garage for his Hoveround™.

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Its been on hold over the holidays. This weekend I'm hopingcto put the roof on, build the ramp and the door so its closed to the weather. I'll post pics as I go. Laugh all you want, my Hoveround is going to have a nice crib.

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Old 01-03-2013, 09:04 PM   #3879
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You should paint big flames on the side of it so it looks like you're going super fast (the hoveround... not the shed)

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This is exactly how I expect Paulie to die.


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