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Old 12-10-2012, 08:28 PM   #3761
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Finding fast woman is easy. Catching them in my Hoveround isn't!

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Old 12-11-2012, 02:27 PM   #3762
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I hear that you catch the fast women on hoverounds all the time.

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Old 12-11-2012, 04:20 PM   #3763
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Don't knock a grateful granny without her dentures till you've tried one.

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Old 12-12-2012, 04:03 AM   #3764
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:39 PM   #3765
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westie 12 goes on sale today, 85 bucks a 6 pack, worth it?

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #3766
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Well at least you seem to be disregarding the spurious complaints from those ungrateful barnyard critters.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:44 PM   #3767
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Plus two Westy glasses included

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Old 12-12-2012, 03:46 PM   #3768
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Nope...That money will will cover my lifty at Sunday River and a few pints on Friday
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:46 PM   #3769
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No, it's good beer, it's not water from Lourdes.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:49 PM   #3770
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This coming from a guy who ate snails.

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