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Old 10-12-2012, 06:23 PM   #3441
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nahhhhhhhh... I'm good. I still have a touch of asthma from growing up with two chain smokers. I'm all set.

I would just cut the SWMBO off at three Buds... you don't want her getting all spoiled and expecting that kinda red carpet treatment every Friday night.


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Old 10-12-2012, 09:07 PM   #3442
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I don't know what I'm more embarrasses for you about... That you are actually going through with this or that you are telling us about it in advance.
It's only because Pat is wicked cool that we don't take the Masstoberfest Cup away from your PW'd arse..


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Old 10-13-2012, 01:16 AM   #3443
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I REALLY could have done without the visual of Barney and his frat bro Fred Flintstone getting their boulders crushed by Betty and Wilma as the way I started my day. Just sayin'.
Yeah, well, Betty could tie a cherrysorus stem with her tongue.
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Old 10-13-2012, 01:22 AM   #3444
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Warning! Prepare for all of your jealousy meters to get pegged, right after I tell you where I'm going for fun tonight, to keep the SWMBO happy.


Gonna see Brickyard Blues Band (cool local blues band) at the ......Drum roll, Pah-lease.......

Polish American Club in Nashua!!!! Yay me..........Whooo Hoooo! It's not everyplace you get to buy Bud cans for $2 (probably the "best" beer available) and share cigarette smoke from your toothless neighbors sitting at the bar stool next to you. Can't wait for this one - "private clubs" nowadays are like a big huge ashtray. And I'm sure this place has nothing but the best in membership and "cly-uhn-tell".

I can get directions for any/all of you that need them. Definitely taking a cab home from here, if for no other reason than I don't want my truck stinking of cigarettes after I've been in this place for an hour. The things we do for the SWMBO..............
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:21 AM   #3445
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Hey Mort,
it's 5:15 AM. You make it in yet or are you and Pat still out painting the town pink?
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Old 10-13-2012, 09:58 AM   #3446
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Damn, I over slept. Sorry Pauly, you didn't get your 3 am phone call last night.
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:40 PM   #3447
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So I know some of you guys do a utopia every now and again.

I was wondering if this would be good to brew now to drink in the summer of 2014. If it is really good aged about 2 years I would love to brew it.
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Old 10-14-2012, 02:12 AM   #3448
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So I know some of you guys do a utopia every now and again.

I was wondering if this would be good to brew now to drink in the summer of 2014. If it is really good aged about 2 years I would love to brew it.
It's not exactly a 'summertime, lawnmower' beer. More of a 'special occasion, share a bottle with 3 - 4 friends' beer.

As far as aging goes, it does take time. Lots of it.
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Old 10-14-2012, 02:15 AM   #3449
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Has U2 gotten any better? And don't you assholes still owe me 3 bottles of u3?
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Old 10-14-2012, 10:52 AM   #3450
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Good luck Bird. I had a whole freakin share of U3 that mysteriously disappeared into the wind.... And that after Yeager chased my down for the whole $30 as if it was the last $30 his child needed for a heart transplant or something.


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