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Old 10-08-2012, 01:37 PM   #3391
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Did someone mention Martha's Exchange? They've got great beers there, and if you have too many, it's an easy $12 cabride home. And yes, we up here in the granite state can still have real happy hours! At Martha's, from 4-6 M-F it's buy one drink, get the second for a penny (that's any drink, whether house drafts, or martinis!). What time is it now? Damn, I'll have to wait.

I was on Block Island over the weekend. They've got a brewery over there, right in Old Harbor called Mohegan Cafe. Some of the worse beers I've ever had. They had a pale ale that definitely had some unintended funk going on, and a jalepeno beer that didn't work either. Left 1/2 a pint on the table, the stuff was so bad.

You ever go into a place with a bunch of beers on tap, and you still see someone drinking a bud light? It's places like Mohegan cafe that keep that attitude going.

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Old 10-08-2012, 10:19 PM   #3392
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Hey Mort

Wanna dive on Thursday? Drunken and I are going out with Cap Stevie on CAD's boat. You could develop an acute flare up of toe nail fungus and bang in sick!

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Old 10-09-2012, 11:47 AM   #3393
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Birthday wishes out to John Lennon. Kookoockachoo!

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Old 10-09-2012, 12:57 PM   #3394
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Coming from you, Paulie, I really would have expected you to sing the "I am the walrus" part.

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Old 10-09-2012, 12:58 PM   #3395
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Incidentally, I love it that when you search Google Images for "fat walrus," this shows up.

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Old 10-09-2012, 02:18 PM   #3396
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Uhhhhhhhhh


"I am the walrus ."

And what comes next, Jay?

Now go back and do a "hooked on phonics" read of what I wrote.

Dear sweet baby Jesus, why are all my friends farktards?

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Old 10-09-2012, 02:37 PM   #3397
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... and I think his point was he was expecting you to actually start with the "I am the walrus" part... kinda like he said in plain English in his post.

I dunno... sounds like the pot calling the kettle a farktard.

Oh hey Paulie... can you believe freakin' Ryan Wendell for the Pats and how he's going to get Brady killed by bobbing his head before he snaps the ball every time (shaking my head in disgust)

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Dear sweet baby Jesus, why are all my friends farktards?
You have friends? Since when?
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Well, I'm now a beach bum. At least until June when my lease is up. Nice little house on the beach.

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Sweet timing.

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