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Old 09-29-2012, 11:18 AM   #3331
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Weather.com says that it's supposed to get sunny at about 10:00AM, right around the time I pull into town. Coincidence? You be the judge.
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Old 09-29-2012, 11:50 AM   #3332
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Got some thick-cut home cured/smoke bacon going on the stove and some fresh eggs that came out of the coop about four minutes ago.

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Old 09-29-2012, 12:23 PM   #3333
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That's good, lad. You just sit home, alone with the dog, cooking bacon and telling yourself how much fun you're having. Good for you.


Hey! You should throw a pork butt in your smoker and take the dog up to Vermont for the day. I bet the colors will be sweet up in Montpelier, and you'll have sammiches ready when you get back. I'm assuming your remote controlled smoker chops your Q for ya.

What?????? It don't??????? .

Oh no!

The horror! The horror!!

You should have got the "I'm a Bobby Flay Wannabe' model at Bass Pro Shops. Only $2999.98 and the best part is... Free shipping

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Old 09-29-2012, 12:26 PM   #3334
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Hey! Leave Bobby Flay out of this!

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Old 09-29-2012, 01:30 PM   #3335
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Figures.

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Old 09-29-2012, 01:39 PM   #3336
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If anyone, crucify Alton Brown. He's not the best homebrewer...

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No but he's a great explainer of food and the processes they involve.

Yes I love the food network.
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No but he's a great explainer of food and the processes they involve.

Yes I love the food network.
Oh don't get me wrong, I love the Food Network as well, but on this particular channel I respect chefs not encyclopedias

That's why they have a discovery channel!
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(Yawn)

Building my apple press today and then probably going to go grab a few bushels.

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Building my apple press today and then probably going to go grab a few bushels.
I would love to see the test run on this! Are you going to automate it? Exploding wood and apples everywhere!


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