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Old 09-28-2012, 03:20 PM   #3271
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You totally should have drawn a penis on his face. Like this.

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Old 09-28-2012, 03:20 PM   #3272
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A nap.


That is to naps what Tim Tebow is to quarterbacks.

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Old 09-28-2012, 03:29 PM   #3273
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Once again you guys are the best at taking things to the next level!

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Old 09-28-2012, 03:31 PM   #3274
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Heh. Heh heh.

He drew a penis on Cape's face!

Heh heh!

Hey Dickface!

Heh heh!

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Old 09-28-2012, 03:33 PM   #3275
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Once again you guys are the best at taking things to the next level!
This is the Limbo Thread. How low can you go?
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:36 PM   #3276
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You totally should have drawn a penis on his face. Like this.
That's too funny! Like high school!
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Old 09-28-2012, 03:41 PM   #3277
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Stripping wallpapering and finishing our bedroom before we move in is a smart idea. Also being able to plug in a TV to watch it in the only finished room in the house works for me.

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Old 09-28-2012, 03:43 PM   #3278
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Hey Paulie... given the rain, I can't imagine the boys' soccer games will actually be played. That means I'll actually be freed up for a good chunk of the late morning/early afternoon.

but yeah, still not coming.

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Old 09-28-2012, 04:11 PM   #3279
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Thank you, sweet Baby Jeebuz!

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Old 09-28-2012, 04:26 PM   #3280
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Hey Mort (whoever you are), it looks like I've been drafted to help you brew on Paulie's system. That means we can make a massive mess and it's Paulie's problem, not ours.
Ya sit in two meetings that take up all morning, and all of a sudden there's 5 pages of byatching to get caught up on with fellow Massholes. Gotta love it. Hi Bird, we met briefly at last year's Masstoberfest, and I look forward to seeing you again. It's too bad Cape can't be there to help mentor me in my first all grain brew, but I guess he's going to be busy not brewing at Bogiron. Maybe he'll be ironing his sox..

Does anyone have any legitimate feedback on what to do about smoking grain that I asked a bit ago? I also appologize for actually asking a brewing related question in this thread, so let me also add that I think you all suck, and I promise to not actually use any of your advise.
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