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Old 08-14-2012, 07:35 PM   #3021
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I am not doing a triathlon. 1) I don't even own an effin bike and 2) you have been training on your bike for a farkin year. Fine! You win on a bike. There.

Now what about the other two? You really wanna jump in the ocean? Fine. We'll do a swim and a run. They are both areas you don't have months and months of training ahead of me on. You have a huge head start on me on the running and the swimming but you're effin old as dirt so we'll call it even and go from here.

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Old 08-14-2012, 09:41 PM   #3022
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I'll go $20 if there's no bike involved. I know my strength.

More important, I know my weakness.

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Old 08-14-2012, 09:47 PM   #3023
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I AVERAGE a 15 minute mile running. "Faster than your average glacier!" I walk a 16 minute mile. I can swim the half in 18 if I don't damn near drown because of the choppy waves.

That was VERY disconcerting. I saw down at Massapog a good half dozen times, it was always a mirror. On Sunday u had swallowed a gallon by the first buoy and puked it all up by the second. It is VERY hard to swim and puke at the same time.

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Old 08-14-2012, 10:31 PM   #3024
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I AVERAGE a 15 minute mile running. "Faster than your average glacier!" I walk a 16 minute mile.
Sounds like you'd do well in the Olympic sport of fast walking.
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Old 08-14-2012, 11:14 PM   #3025
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Sooooo. You're basically saying I would own you, with zero training, in two of the three events of a "tri" but you would make it up on the event you have been training for for over a year on while I don't even own a bike... Is that your big tough guy stance?

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Something like that. Except for the part about you owning me. I'd kick your ass.

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Lay off the sauce old man

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You too bags of mayo ain't got nuthin on each other except when your placing your gut on each others forehead.

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit reading that

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That's what I was going for!

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