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Old 07-26-2012, 01:37 AM   #2951
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Well, I am still alive. Married off a daughter weekend before last, and had family over for a friggin week. Wedding was awesome. After party was awesome. And people are tuning in to the craft/home brew trend big time. People who never drank anything but BMC beers killed 2 kegs of my beer and cases of craft beer and left the silver bullets to rust in their six shooters. 60 people showed up.

Problem was, some didnt want to leave after. So it became barneygumble's super all inclusive FREE lakeside Berkshire resort for a WEEK! Free boating! Free kayaking, hiking, mountain biking, swimming, sailing, and all the food you can eat cooked special, to order...

At least its over. Almost time to start brewing again. Time to start the pumpkin ale and fall beers into the stockpile.

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Old 07-26-2012, 12:00 PM   #2952
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[...] So it became barneygumble's super all inclusive FREE lakeside Berkshire resort for a WEEK! Free boating! Free kayaking, hiking, mountain biking, swimming, sailing, and all the food you can eat cooked special, to order...[...]
Is this still available? I could use a weeks vacation.
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:46 PM   #2953
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Is this still available? I could use a weeks vacation.
So funny! I thought the same thing!
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Old 07-26-2012, 12:52 PM   #2954
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Address please. We're on our way

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Old 07-26-2012, 07:30 PM   #2955
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Party at Barney's!

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Old 07-26-2012, 10:39 PM   #2956
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ill bring the cups

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Old 07-26-2012, 11:57 PM   #2957
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My beer is wiped out. 2 kegs sucked dry in 2 hours. Cape brings the beer, and someone goes to NH to get a case of excals, and some 500gm cakes by bigs or world class and we got a deal. And Im talking cases of fighting rooster and whacky tabacky, as well as others. Oh and I want a couple of cases of peacocks for low effects.

edit: I am such a whore. You feed me craft beer and fireworks and I am so easy. SLUT!

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Old 07-27-2012, 02:56 PM   #2958
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Before the edit line, all I understood was "beer" and "whacky tabacky". The rest seemed like kinky adult toys. The first two could make a great party, but the kinky adult toys wouldn't be good, especially with a bunch of guys.

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Kaiser Malt... I'm sorry but that's still effin funny right there.

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You should be doing standup. You funny.

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