The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Given a fair trial, admitted his guilt, found guilty by a jury of his peers. Now put the fu(ker to death. Preferably slowly and painfully

 

[Melana]

Death by pressure cooker.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice idea but too fast.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

crucify him

 

[Melana]

Just put the bastid in gen-pop at MCI Walpole. Problem solved.

 

[bluemoose]

I'd like to see him go out the same way as his brother, speed bump.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I'm with Melena. I say put a pressure cooker bomb near him, blow his legs off, and let him bleed out. The only difference between him dying that way and those he killed, is that he will know why he's dying.

 

[paulthenurse]

82 1/2 million bucks to do THAT???

The season is over.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just witnessed Yeager getting his arse kicked by a girl from his office. You can't buy entertainment like that.
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[Melana]

Poor Chris.

 

[yeager1977]

Thank you! That was the shoulder I just had surgery on.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thank you! That was the shoulder I just had surgery on.

Yeah. He had a wart removed.

 

[yeager1977]

Wow. That was just pathetic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Owwww. You ripped my bandaid off!!!"

 

[paulthenurse]

If I hadn't been frantically sending the picture from Yeager's phone to my own I would have been able to get the one where she had to hug him to make it better.

 

[the_bird]

Yeah. He had a wart removed.

Arm, not testicle. Besides, those were removed YEARS ago.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey. You bastards stop picking on Chris. You should have seen her. She was a bruiser. And her name was Paul-a. Life is good

 

[homebeerbrewer]

So if she's Paul-a, are you Paul-b?

 

[paulthenurse]

You funny.


Me liar.

 

[the_bird]

OK, so I missed this tackle, but I got a few good ones later on (including him, I think), and I'm pretty sure #11 plays football collegiately.

Also got my bell rung a little bit, but that's alright. Also got my bell run a little bit, but that's alright. Also got my bell run a little bit, but that's alright.

 

[paulthenurse]

It looks like you're getting punched in the face in that picture.

Fortunately you're already ugly.

It also looks you're getting kicked in the crotch. Is this something you do for fun?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm really curious about this whole rugby thing. Are you just trying to compensate for the bunny ears? You know, to make us think you're Joe Tough Guy now. What are you going to do next, change your user name to "leather_balls?

 

[paulthenurse]

Good news, Yeager. For the next day or two we're going to bust 'leather_balls' and the ridiculous lengths he goes to in order to obfuscate his sexuality. Enjoy the time off.

 

[the_bird]

All I know is the women in the office told me that my hotness quotient went up by 10 points when I started playing.

Of course, they didn't tell me what kind of scale they were using...

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm not a math whiz but isn't 10% of six still a really low number?

 

[Melana]

I'm not a math whiz but isn't 10% of six still a really low number?

Says the man that avoids the scale.

 

[paulthenurse]

The scale and I have an agreement. I stay off of it and it tells me I weigh 150. It works for both of us.

 

[nhwrecker]

Hey leatherballs, Is the guy in the back right of the picture wearing face paint? And why is everyone on your team number 22? Was it cheaper buying shirts with the same number?

 

[Melana]

I think the nickname leatherballs is cool! So much better than having no balls!

 

[the_bird]

Hey leatherballs, Is the guy in the back right of the picture wearing face paint? And why is everyone on your team number 22? Was it cheaper buying shirts with the same number?

That's a scrum cap, for protecting your noggin when you're in, well, when you're in a scrum.

As to the #22s, I'm pretty sure Brock and Grenade were the only two wearing that number, the numbers mostly align to specific positions. Paulie, you'd be wearing #2, partly because you're a sh*t but mostly because of that time you spent as a hooker.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

stanley cup playoffs gonna be boring this year without the habs spanking the b's. go habs go

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

82 1/2 million bucks to do THAT???

The season is over.

Worth every penny

 

[paulthenurse]

Grenade is a pretty good nickname but it pales in comparison to Leather_Balls.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape
Congrats on the new conicals.

Dohhhhh

 

[Cape Brewing]

As I said several times... once you cross over certain volume levels... they make 100% total sense.

We're now over that volume.

A freakin' 7 gallon homebrew conical is retahded though.

 

[paulthenurse]

So when is there going to be a steady stream of Rising Son? You know, now that you've crossed that mythical volume level.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's on now...

 

[bob1852]

A freakin' 7 gallon homebrew conical is retahded though.

I agree. You can win ninkasi with 7 gallon plastic buckets.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I agree. You can win ninkasi with 7 gallon plastic buckets.

Heeeeeeeeeeere we go again.

(Sigh)

 

[Cape Brewing]

And it's "Ryezing Son". It's a saison... with rye in it... the rye is our spin.