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Old 05-29-2012, 02:06 AM   #2731
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WTF is wrong with Ray Allen? Better yet, how much did Stern pay Danny Crawford and these other hacks to T up the C's every time they breath. Assholes. It's the goddamned conference finals for crying out loud.
I'm no Celtics fan--hell, I wish BOTH these teams could lose--but I have to agree with you. The refs this whole postseason have been awful. Like baseball ump awful. They seem to want to be the center of attention. I'm an NBA fan, but the league office has to start fining and suspending these refs. Everyone I know that claims to hate the NBA says it's because they feel it's fixed. I think that's ludicrous, but the league has to realize things like this are giving them a really bad image.
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:21 PM   #2732
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Talk about getting set up for disappointment. All the talk of Heady Topper on Friday and I hit The British Beer Company that night. In the list of New England Classics = Heady Topper. It's in their normal menu. I didn't fall for it tho and had a second alternate ready for the denial from the bartender. He says they're having a hard time getting it. I don't don't think they'll ever carry it especially with a roll over rate charging $11. Not too many of the "normal" crowd are going to line up for that. Sons of b*tches!

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Old 05-30-2012, 12:14 AM   #2733
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Just called the new pizza place in the square.

"I'd like a medium Mediterranean pizza,"

"We don't have mediums. We have smalls, larges and jumbos."

"Really? Seriously? Dude, the one in the middle is the medium."

"We don't have mediums, we have ..."

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"Hello? Hello?"

I work in a ghetto. Every day i kiss the ass's of people who have never once filled out a 1099 in their life. My boss is up my ass every day about being nice to the people for whom I work until mid June to support. All I want is for people to pull their thumb out of their ass and use their farkin' head. Is that asking too much?

Frozen pizza sucks but my aggravation level is down a few notches.

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Old 05-30-2012, 11:11 AM   #2734
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He was just shocked that you didn't order the "Extra Jumbo," he figured you must had made a mistake.

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Old 06-01-2012, 12:06 AM   #2735
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Your Momma really likes my extra jumbo.

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Old 06-03-2012, 04:10 AM   #2736
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New homebrew guy in Worcester area. Brewing up my 2nd brew tomorrow, a vanilla bourbon russian imperial stout. My first is in bottles now, a brown ale. A kit that came with the Woburn beer & wine hobby, it tasted newcastleish during bottle, still warm and uncarbonated. Not my first choice, but needed something simple to brew for my first. after my VBRIS, i'll do an easy hefe in a month, then looking into an ipa/ dipa or pumpkin ale after that, then who knows, but I have plenty of beers I want to brew up. Hopefully I can get into AG next year.

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Old 06-05-2012, 11:15 PM   #2737
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Wait... What???

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Old 06-08-2012, 02:55 PM   #2738
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ABCC in da house at Da Bog doing an inspection.

NO idea what that means and we didn't see it comin'.

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Old 06-08-2012, 03:17 PM   #2739
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Good luck with the inspection - how's progress on the brewery itself? I tried your link to bogiron.., but the site's down

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Old 06-08-2012, 03:18 PM   #2740
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Looks like FW is at it again...

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