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Old 03-19-2012, 08:40 PM   #2131
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No, no, NOOOOOO! You're all confused! Dakota jumps in after everything YOU say with an Oxyclean referance, you don't do it. Did you get that medicinal pork fat yesterday or are you still walking around in a Guinness/Jameson's induced fog?



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Old 03-19-2012, 09:00 PM   #2132
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You're right, my bad. I must have been temporarily confused from all that Oxyclean in my beer! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Sorry... I did it again.

Yes I did. Thank you for asking. Luckily I had about six pounds of two different bacons (one "dry cured" and one brined) so I was able to properly self-medicate. By mid-day the dog had been bitten (got a "black steam" beer on top I am pleasantly surprised by. Had no idea what the "style" would be like but it's nice)



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Old 03-19-2012, 09:27 PM   #2133
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Just had lunch at the new Amherst Brewing Company. Really, really nice new place they have -probably three times bigger than the old place. Gorgeous bar. Food was great, and the beer was better than I recall previously; had one of the nicer India Black Ales I've had. Good place to get a bite when you're in town, AZ.

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Old 03-19-2012, 09:54 PM   #2134
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If Al Gore is right, and this is global warning I say F¥<&euro; the polar bears!

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Just Good place to get a bite when you're in town, AZ.
I'll keep that in mind. Still need to plan that trip.

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They can move to AZ; it just snowed ~2 feet here.
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Old 03-19-2012, 10:22 PM   #2136
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I had about six pounds of two different bacons (one "dry cured" and one brined)
Dry cured in oxy...soaked in oxy... Had to do it. I'm done.

Since Brian asked so nice about me leaving him alone about the oxy I'll stop.

Maybe pinch flat will chime in here.
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Old 03-20-2012, 05:56 AM   #2137
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Pinch Flat got back on the bike Sunday after laying a small area of tile inside the front door then spreading a yard of cow manure in the garden. Punch Flat could use high doses of Dilaudid today. Riding indoors in the winter is NOT the same as the road. Punch Flat hurtin' for certain.

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Old 03-20-2012, 11:46 AM   #2138
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You should change up your approach and go with my strategy... When you think, "oh, I'm gonna get on my bike!", you then think, "ok... But if I am going to do that I am going to need energy... And what provides energy better than beer?". Then, you have a beer. And bacon. Once you finish your beer and bacon, you drink more beer. Next thing you know.... You wake up the next day NOT sore from biking.

Easy peezy.

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That's the technique I've used for years, which is one of the major reasons the 'pinch flat' moniker could have some validity.

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I can't believe you're stealing sanke kegs now



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