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Old 03-07-2012, 08:06 PM   #2031
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Eff that. I'm not voting. You vote and then you can get called for jury duty. Screw that sht.

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Old 03-07-2012, 08:33 PM   #2032
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Couldn't you change your party affiliation to whichever party interests you more prior to the election then change back afterwards?
Yes, but that requires effort. Actually, I'm just pissed at politics right now, and it was fairly obvious Romney was gonna win in AZ....

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Eff that. I'm not voting. You vote and then you can get called for jury duty. Screw that sht.
Get this - I'm on call for jury duty this month. Every Friday I have to call to see if I report the next week. No big deal, right? Well, the f'n court house I'd need to report to is in Prescott, AZ; 241 miles from my house.
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Old 03-07-2012, 09:38 PM   #2033
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I think you bring up a good point Cape. If I were ever to get accused of some crime the absolute LAST thing I would want to see when I looked over at the 12 of my "peers" would be some beady eyed, sloped forehead, snaggletoothed, dog rapin', booger pickin' goober like you sittin' there.

Maybe the system works better than we think?

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Old 03-08-2012, 07:05 PM   #2034
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Is it against the law to kill the 25 screaming preschoolers jumping up and down on the trampoline at the house next door? It's 3:00AM in my world.

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Old 03-08-2012, 08:23 PM   #2035
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Go over and ask if you can try it out. Problem solved with just one jump.

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Old 03-08-2012, 08:26 PM   #2036
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either that or walk around your yard in your thong for a few minutes. $10 says those kids will be inside and quite in a flash.

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I love the quote today from Papelbon, about how Philly fans tend to be a little smarter than Boston fans. 'Cause I know some Philly cheesesteaks that are Mensa candidates compared to Paps.

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I look pretty damned good in my thong, especially the gold shiny one . You're just jealous.

bird, the man may be dumber than CCWR but he won for us. You gotta give him that.

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Hey Pauly... Its March 8th and the Sox have zero!, count em, ZERO regular season wins. Whatta ya figure? Fire the whole team or what?

God knows you're a Yankee fan at heart anyway.

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Whose oaked cherry melomel scored a broze medal at the 2012 Mazer Cup?

<<<<<<< This guy....


(Had to brag here, since teh Tap Room queers don't actually brew and get jealous of my award winning creations. )

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