New Giveaway - Wort Monster Conical Fermenter!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > Brewing Events & Local Gatherings > North East USA > Massachusetts HomeBrew Forum > The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread




Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-22-2011, 08:57 PM   #1411
DakotaRules
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
DakotaRules's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 1,577
Liked 34 Times on 25 Posts
Likes Given: 24

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bluemoose
If you could post a picture I could give you a verdict.
+1

Verdict to be filed after photo


__________________
DakotaRules is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-22-2011, 09:00 PM   #1412
DakotaRules
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
DakotaRules's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 1,577
Liked 34 Times on 25 Posts
Likes Given: 24

Default

Stare, kill her, take the body home, drink a few, ideas will come.....



__________________
DakotaRules is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-22-2011, 09:17 PM   #1413
the_bird
10th-Level Beer Nerd
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
the_bird's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 20,394
Liked 340 Times on 281 Posts
Likes Given: 92

Default

Paulie texted me the picture.



Meh. To each his own.

__________________
Come join Yankee Ingenuity!

"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
"Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week." - Paulie
"no, he just doesn't speak 'stupid'. i, however, am fluent...." - motobrewer
"... I'll go both ways." - Melana

That'll do, Pigley. That'll do.
the_bird is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-22-2011, 10:01 PM   #1414
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 6,820
Liked 127 Times on 120 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

That's an old pic. She's blond now.


Mutta farkin' HOT!!!!!!

__________________

Alcohol!

Because no-one ever started a great story with, "I was just finishing a lovely salad when..."

paulthenurse is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-22-2011, 10:43 PM   #1415
the_bird
10th-Level Beer Nerd
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
the_bird's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Adams, MA
Posts: 20,394
Liked 340 Times on 281 Posts
Likes Given: 92

Default

The good news is you can bang her all you want, you ain't going to get her pregnant. Plus, it's all blowjobs and anal.

__________________
Come join Yankee Ingenuity!

"I'm kind of toasted. But I looked at my watch and it's only 6:30 so I can't stop drinking yet." - Yooper's Bob
"Brown eye finally recovered after the abuse it endured in Ptown last weekend, but it took almost a full week." - Paulie
"no, he just doesn't speak 'stupid'. i, however, am fluent...." - motobrewer
"... I'll go both ways." - Melana

That'll do, Pigley. That'll do.
the_bird is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-22-2011, 11:09 PM   #1416
DakotaRules
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
DakotaRules's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 1,577
Liked 34 Times on 25 Posts
Likes Given: 24

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by the_bird
The good news is you can bang her all you want, you ain't going to get her pregnant. Plus, it's all blowjobs and anal.
Paul's giggling and sayin "Ya I know bird, been hangin out all day with it!"
__________________
DakotaRules is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-23-2011, 03:50 PM   #1417
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 6,820
Liked 127 Times on 120 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

The only problem is that when I tell her to go get me a sandwich she brings back pancakes. I'm telling you, she's stupid.

__________________

Alcohol!

Because no-one ever started a great story with, "I was just finishing a lovely salad when..."

paulthenurse is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-23-2011, 04:43 PM   #1418
DakotaRules
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
DakotaRules's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Melrose, MA
Posts: 1,577
Liked 34 Times on 25 Posts
Likes Given: 24

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by paulthenurse
The only problem is that when I tell her to go get me a sandwich she brings back pancakes. I'm telling you, she's stupid.
Does she bring beer?
__________________
DakotaRules is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-23-2011, 07:32 PM   #1419
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 6,820
Liked 127 Times on 120 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

She got 1/3 of the way thru pouring a #9 when the keg kicked. She asked if I wanted a Bud cause it was going to be a while till she got to change the keg.


I don't throw around terms like 'indescribably stupid' for no reason.

__________________

Alcohol!

Because no-one ever started a great story with, "I was just finishing a lovely salad when..."

paulthenurse is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 11-23-2011, 07:38 PM   #1420
paulthenurse
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
paulthenurse's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Down by the rivah, Down by the banks of the Rivah Chahles.
Posts: 6,820
Liked 127 Times on 120 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

Hey, I wanted to wish all of you knuckleheads who follow this thread s happy Thanksgiving with your loved ones.

Paul



__________________

Alcohol!

Because no-one ever started a great story with, "I was just finishing a lovely salad when..."

paulthenurse is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools
Display Modes


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Official 2009 NHC meetup thread olllllo California HomeBrew Forum 0 05-11-2009 06:07 PM
The Official 2007 GABF Thread dblvsn Colorado HomeBrew Forum 95 10-23-2007 04:14 PM
Official Dixie Cup 2007 Thread EdWort Texas HomeBrew Forum 9 10-22-2007 08:29 PM