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Old 09-14-2011, 08:35 PM   #991
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WTF is wrong with Bard? He's pitching like a bard of the 1500s.



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Old 09-14-2011, 08:49 PM   #992
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Will he deliver us to the winter of our discontent?



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Old 09-14-2011, 09:07 PM   #993
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Better still, "A horse, a horse. My kingdom for a horse!"

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Old 09-14-2011, 09:17 PM   #994
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Bruins re-sign Marchand to a two year deal. Wicked pissah!

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Old 09-14-2011, 10:07 PM   #995
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Bruins re-sign Marchand to a two year deal. Wicked pissah!
Well I didn't figure the Sox signed him.
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Old 09-14-2011, 10:08 PM   #996
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Oh ya,

You're a Masstoberfest natural.

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Old 09-27-2011, 01:46 PM   #997
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Really Red Sox, Really?

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Old 09-27-2011, 02:27 PM   #998
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Ok.... NOW Paul can start freaking out and crying over the Sox

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Old 09-27-2011, 02:42 PM   #999
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Now, if they'd just gone 4-8 in those first twelve games instead of 2-10, we'd be all set....

Sox look like toast even if they squeek in.

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Old 09-27-2011, 02:58 PM   #1000
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Funk all you massholes. I got my PHD is asshology. Ask my wife , she sicks me on anyone or company that she doesn't want to be nice to. Just found out kid #2 is due the day before her birthday. I said " hey, hun I already got you covered for your bday this year" and " it is the most expensive thing I ever gave you".


I mean what is she gonna do? Hold out on me for 6-8 weeks.



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