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Old 03-06-2011, 03:02 AM   #1
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Default The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

In an effort to maybe keep a thread or two sorta kinda on track I thought I would start our own Masshole 'Tap Room-like' Thread.

Now I know it won't be easy for Brian to restrict his obnoxiousness to a single thread nor do I expect to confine myself to this singular romper room but let's give it a try. Bird, you're technically a Masshole so you get a guest pass for now. We'll see how you do and will make a determination later on vis a vis permanent membership.

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Old 03-06-2011, 11:09 AM   #2
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I've been to Boston, does that count? And I'm disfunctional, obnoxious, and an ***hole.

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Old 03-06-2011, 11:49 AM   #3
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We'll give you a 30 day free trial and then the membership will vote. You should be fine, WTH we've been voting for arseholes around here forever

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Old 03-06-2011, 09:13 PM   #4
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Why the $&@( isnt this in the 'Drunken Ramblings' forum???

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My guess is Paulie was too druck when he posted it to put it in the right forum. Probably a few cases into the stock of U1 at that point.

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Pretty typical obnoxious Masshole response. Good, I like it. Exactly what this is about. Keep up the good work

I put it here cause it's a "Local" thread. FUBU. And in a typical Masshole maneuver some d-bag is already trying to redistrict in a pathetic attempt to gerrymander and increase his power base.

Smooth. That's what we're looking for

And while I wasn't drunk, in fact I was sitting in the ICU eating my lunch when I made the first post I don't think it will do me any good to deny it

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Nah... This is stupid. I'm going back to nuking the U thread. I think it bugs yeager.

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You make a compelling arguement but I'm sure we can bug Yeager over here. It's wicked easy.

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Brings a tear to my eye to hear I'm an honorary Masshole... *sniffle*...

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My Dad is from Rehoboth, I've got tons of family in S. Attleboro, Rehoboth, Boston, and the rest of them are in RI... I'm a Masshole by blood, but born Texan.

You's guys have fun up there with your wicked bad roads and delicious quahogs!

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