Originally Posted by BOSTONBREWIN'
Well now, that depenz. Is she ejicated? Does both her eyes point strate? How many legs is she gut? Has she gut a mustash? (i hopin' she duz!)
She's ejicated plenty. I think she axely FEENISHED 4th grade, and thats a lot better than anyone other kin.
Her eyes... hell yeah.. they point straight. One straight up, one straight down, and one right at'cha.
She only gots two legs, but her left foot gots 6 toes on it. Prolly a good thing, too, cause she needs the extry support since she weights 'bout 350.
She ain't got no proper mustash, but she gots four er five big'ol hairy moles on her top lip. That do it fer ya?