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Recusit8m · 10-20-2009, 01:14 PM

I am planning a trip back up to Western Mass with the family and if the date works out ill be there....Im 40yo but have played the game for numerous years as a kid and through HS...Its been awhile since ive been on the ice, but im so willing to hook up with you guys if the dates work out...I may be able to bring my brother as well for another body...I still have all the gear and ready to go...lol...Give me a heads up on dates and rink location...Take care...

**Cape Brewing** · 10-20-2009, 01:14 PM

See... now that feels like mocking (hugh ass's post)

thats crap.

i hate this forum

**Cape Brewing** · 10-20-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by paulthenurse

You know, I'm surprised at you. YOU were the one who started all the trash talk about what a bad ass on skates you are. How you were going to pull an Ulf Samualson on me.

Now when the gloves come off you pull your own sweater over your head and skate behind the linesman.

What a Nancy.

PTN

I said I WOULD... I never said I wanted to. Big f'in difference.

and what part of "find the people and the ice time" were you confused by?

was it the word "people" or the words "ice time"???

**shecky** · 10-20-2009, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by paulthenurse

Not a chance, Sport. Factual, honest reporting will have NO PLACE here. You will know you have done a proper job if the participants refer to you like the current administration refers to Rupert Murdock.

We want yellow journalism at its finest.

PTN

(Except you can wax poetic about my glove hand.)

Your poor, delusional old man, you took me seriously. This journalism would be so yellow as to the make the National Enquirer jealous.

If you want waxing about your glove hand, that's a solo thing, ya know. Count me out.

**paulthenurse** · 10-20-2009, 01:19 PM

Ok, I'm going to bed. I feel better that a few folks are starting to pay attention to this thread.. It would be a freakin' hoot if we could pull it off.

I'm picturing CB out there at center ice in his rhinestone and sequined figure skates, holding a hockey stick like it's a Big Bertha, with his pals Brian B and Scotty H as his 'wingmen.'

Oh ya, this thread has legs, Jass. HUGH Jass legs.

PTN

**Cape Brewing** · 10-20-2009, 01:21 PM

As long as people realize you have abslutely ZERO chance of actually pulling this off...

And Paul... how IS the strawberry port??? We've all been waiting patiently for ANY word at all on how that is coming along.

**paulthenurse** · 10-20-2009, 01:28 PM

I guess I hit a little too close to someones tender regions with the crack about the sequined figure skates, eh?

I don't know how it is, I haven't tasted it in a few months. I'll try it and get back to you.

PTN

***Yooper*** · 10-20-2009, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shecky

Your poor, delusional old man, you took me seriously. This journalism would be so yellow as to the make the National Enquirer jealous.

If you want waxing about your glove hand, that's a solo thing, ya know. Count me out.

Oh, I'd like to see Shecky wax PTN's glove hand. That would be worth the price of a plane ticket right there!

I'd skate with you goofballs. It sounds like a riot.

**paulthenurse** · 10-20-2009, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by YooperBrew

Oh, I'd like to see Shecky wax PTN's glove hand. That would be worth the price of a plane ticket right there!

That is the most sig worthy quote I've seen in a long time and I'd grab it for myself except for the fact that it makes me vaguely queasy.

PTN

**Cape Brewing** · 10-20-2009, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paulthenurse

I guess I hit a little too close to someones tender regions with the crack about the sequined figure skates, eh?

PTN

Oh absolutely... sure... I'm surprised I haven't been kicked off HBT with how bad I freaked out about it.

Don't you ever get tired up just pulling stuff out of your azz?