Originally Posted by Cape Brewing
and I would take you a lot more seriously if you had any idea of who the avatar was or what the reference was
You know, the crazy, funniest thing is that you align yourself with these tough guy avatars, like that allows you to absorb some part of that cool, tough guy persona. You? A tough guy? C'mon! You and I both know that you ain't no tough guy. And you damn sure ain't cool. I had to think about it after you told me how your avatar is 'Tom Cruise, absolutely over the top, stealing the show in that movie.' And I thought, 'Tom Cruise? Tough? Cool? WTF?'
Brian, we both know that you ain't cool. And tough? Man, I bet every trick or treater that came to your door last night walked away with double handfuls of stuff cause you were afraid of the scary costumes.
I'll help you get your next avatar. I'll drive over to the nearest Sears and take a picture of the guy who sells dishwashers. You know the guy, hump back, pocket protector, polyester pants, dirty glasses, bow tie. That way your avatar will look just like you but won't actually be you, so you don't get all embarrassed.
Just doing my part, as your friend.