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Old 05-26-2009, 01:03 PM   #11
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Ok... First of all... The only thing accurate in your OP is when you stated that you were in California.

It was MY idea you freakin' MEATHEAD... you were all "Oooooww.. Consecreation is so incredibly super awesome. It got the nurse outift from my avatar that I was wearing all in a bunch!"


Start reading at post 284...
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/drunken-ramblngs-101246/index29.html

And then if you want, I'll copy and paste the PM's where you were saying, "Oooo...I have a little 5 gallon wine barrel we can make!!! It'll be so great!! We'll brew like mad men and make a whole 5 gallons!!"

And then I called you a long list of sissy fairy names and suggested we actually do a real barrel since I'm not a sissy Mary.

AND THEN I STARTED A THREAD ABOUT THE GROUP BREW!!!
http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f20/se-mass-group-brew-120532/

Man... you're a tool.

And I can't brew at your place... natural gas... plumbed into the house... my rig ain't mobil. I'm brewing at my place... and we're going to brew at your place and then transport a 60 gallon barrel, to my place, through the house, down the stairs and into the cellar??

I think the compression socks you're wearing from your avatar are actually CUTTING blood flow to your head.

And if you think we're putting effin blueberries in this thing I'm am winding up and kicking you as hard as I possibly can in the groin.

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Old 05-26-2009, 01:09 PM   #12
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In terms of the recipe... I don't see a 1060 gettin' this done. If you're going to put something, anything, in a barrel for freakin' 12-18 months (although Consecration in only 6), I'm not going to make it a freakin' 5.8%.... c'mon... You're talking about making a little blueberry pale that's sour.

That's not what I'm thinking... I'm thinking something like a nice dark quad... soured... with some acidity picked up from the barrel and then countered a little with some sort of fruiot addition like currants (which Consecration uses) or blood oranges.

I don't like cherries... it always ends up tasting like freakin cough medicine, especially at the higher gravity. Currants would be good but that's too much of a Consecration clone in my book.

effin blueberries!!! Were you serious!?!?

blueberries... (shaking my head)

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Old 05-26-2009, 01:23 PM   #14
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I'm in for 5-10 gallons of this if we can come to agreement on the fruits. Currents are good. What about raisins? A bigger beer would also be nice. I like the idea of a quad.

I tried an oaked quad this weekend that was brewed by Weyerbacher. It was really good.

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I should have had that vasectomy much sooner.

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Old 05-26-2009, 01:29 PM   #16
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Blueberries!?!?!?!

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Ok, in the spirit of Obama...

Currents in.

Elderberrys in


Blueberry's out

Cranberrys the jury is still out


OK, listen up, you dumb assed douche! I didn't want to volunteer your house for the pah-tay. Of course it makes no sense to brew here and truck it there. But I figured that if I suggested we brew there your remaining pooch would develop renal failure or sumptin' and I've already been dragged to the principals office once. Get on your knees and start kissing my daughter in laws arse and let us know when is a good day for her.

And stop making fun of my support hose. My varicose veins have improved dramatically since I started wearing them. And not for nuttin but since I started on the Flowmax the laundry bill has gone down a sheetload.

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Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go to bed. I need to be up in 4 hours to go to my "ER fix" job in RI. But I'll be at the EAC after 11 if you want to join me for a few Dutchesses. I know you are 'working from home tomorrow,' who will know if you show up late?

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Yeah, we'll see who else is going to brew and we'll ask them their opinion on the fruit.

Currants and Elderberries? I'm not horribly opposed but given the sour and the acidity, I think we need something a little more sweet/citrus to counter it a bit.

Can't make it to the EAC... SWMBO is workin' round the clock at work (literally) for the next week or so... so I'm single-dad for that time. Something tells me the boys having to drive home from the EAC will need to nothing but bad things.

So... are you going to work on putting together a recipe that doesn't suck or should I??

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