Ok... First of all... The only thing accurate in your OP is when you stated that you were in California.
It was MY idea you freakin' MEATHEAD... you were all "Oooooww.. Consecreation is so incredibly super awesome. It got the nurse outift from my avatar that I was wearing all in a bunch!"
Start reading at post 284...
And then if you want, I'll copy and paste the PM's where you were saying, "Oooo...I have a little 5 gallon wine barrel we can make!!! It'll be so great!! We'll brew like mad men and make a whole 5 gallons!!"
And then I called you a long list of sissy fairy names and suggested we actually do a real barrel since I'm not a sissy Mary.
AND THEN I STARTED A THREAD ABOUT THE GROUP BREW!!!
Man... you're a tool.
And I can't brew at your place... natural gas... plumbed into the house... my rig ain't mobil. I'm brewing at my place... and we're going to brew at your place and then transport a 60 gallon barrel, to my place, through the house, down the stairs and into the cellar??
I think the compression socks you're wearing from your avatar are actually CUTTING blood flow to your head.
And if you think we're putting effin blueberries in this thing I'm am winding up and kicking you as hard as I possibly can in the groin.