I have a bottle of Matilda for some dreg harvesting. Maybe we could hold a yeast workshop to teach washing yeast, slanting, stir plate building, etc. We could even group buy a ton of autoclavable test tubes. I always see them so much cheaper in quantities I don't need.
Besides, the Word is the principal part of baptism. If in an emergency theres no water at hand, it doesnt matter whether water or beer is used. ~Martin Luther