Originally Posted by Baron von BeeGee
A friend of my wife's just moved to Montreal last year...you guys are importing!
I'm glad you didn't ask me if I knew them. You don't know how often we used to get that when we would visit thr rellies in Michigan...
"A friend of mine just moved to Toronto, do you know him?"
"No, Canada is bigger than the US."
"<blank stare> Then why do we have more people than Canada?"