LaurieGator

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when you get a Severe Weather Alert...

The severe weather? We are getting some rain this weekend... Not flooding, just normal rain....

From the weather bureau:
FINALLY...IT HAS BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WIDESPREAD RAINFALL HAS AFFECTED
THE AREA. THEREFORE...MOTORISTS WHO PLAN ON TRAVELING THIS WEEKEND
SHOULD BE PREPARED FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF OIL-SLICKED...WET ROADWAYS.

STAY UP-TO-DATE ON THE LATEST FORECASTS BY LISTENING TO WEATHER
RADIO ON THE PUBLIC SERVICE BAND. MORE DETAILED INFORMATION IS
AVAILABLE FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PHOENIX ON THE
INTERNET AT

WEATHER.GOV/PHOENIX

AZ_IPA

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so true - so true! The "weather alerts" in Phoenix always cracked me up -- "Let's go to our reporter out in the field - as you can see, the rain is coming down"

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They say rain, I say dust.

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primary- Tangerine Dream, SWMBO slayer,
serving- amber ale hop experiment #6, Roggenbier, apfelwine
planning- Cru?
conditioning- 9/9/09 barleywine
Drink water?... Never, fish fornicate in it.--- W.C. Fields
Most problems can be solved with the proper application of force.

Denny's Evil Concoctions

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"That ain't rain!", says the guy who used to live in in a rain forest for most of his life. (Coastal BC, Vancouver Island)

Now I live in a place that is hot as hell and dry as fruck in the summer and cold and often snowy in the winter.

I always laugh at the people that use umbrella's in the light sprinkle we get on occasion here.

BTW, I think people that use umbrellas should have to take a course and be licenced. I've almost had my eyes gouged out by short females erratic use of wayward umbrellas!

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The monsoons are the best.... a quick moving cloud of mud coming straight for ya. Watch out!

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EvilTOJ

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Rain? Oh yea, that thing we get 11 months out of the year. I hate how forecasters are insanely happy at any weather we have. "oh it's going to rain tomorrow! Great!" "We're going to be having some sun breaks tomorrow oh boy!"

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wild

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Time was when it used to be wind, rain, and dirt. Nowadays it's wind, rain, and concrete dust. Monsoon storms just aren't as fun as they used to be.

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On Tap -

1. 3 year old Oak Aged Bourbon Porter
2. Irish Red Rye
3. Robust Porter
4. Russian Imperial Stout
5. Mirror Pond Clone dry hopped with Citra
6. Mirror Pond Clone dry hopped with Centennial

Primary - Nada
Secondary -

From man's sweat and God's love, beer came into the world. -- Saint Arnoldus

Laurel

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Luckily the rain puts the sun in perspective!

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Primary - Haus Pale Ale

Secondary - Empty
Bottled/Drinking - Dark Matter
Kegged - BigKahuna's Blonde - with Nectarines
Planning - American Red

david_42

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OP - Tucson isn't much better. I remember seeing some odd clouds on TV. They interrupted the programming to show the picture and tell everyone that the police had already been informed that there were funny clouds and people did not need to call about the funny clouds. And they definitely were not invading space aliens.

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LaurieGator

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ROTFLMAO on the funny clouds. Reminds me of some of the weird news back in Albuquerky...

Here is one of the Haboobs we had come out around our place last year