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12-04-2010, 03:38 PM
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Worst Movie You've Ever Seen
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I vote for ZARDOZ. This one baffles me. It stars Sean Connery (post James Bond) in a sort of post-apocalyptic world where really smart people control really dumb people that go around killing other people not being controlled. Sean's charatcter "crosses over" to the smart people side and the story really gets effed up fast.
Sean Connery must have owed somebody a favor because I just don't see how somebody with James Bond money would need, or even want to do something this crappy. If this one wasn't on MST3K, it should have been.
My favorite line (as quoted on Wiki): The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!
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12-04-2010, 03:47 PM
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I vote for "Skeeters". I don't really remember anything about the movie, I just saw it on some movie channel one night. But it was about giant killer mosquitoes that were bred by a mad scientist in the middle of nowhere in Texas. It was so awesomely bad I just had to watch the whole thing.
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12-04-2010, 03:50 PM
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Not even close. Now i'm talking a theater released movie, not some straight to dvd crap." In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale", Uwe Boll is a complete tool. We we're laughing so loud , we had to leave the theater. It was so bad, it was almost good.
I'm overjoyed to announce that pert 2 is being filmed with Dolph Lundgren, now that's a must see.
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12-04-2010, 03:52 PM
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Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc
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Only movie I ever walked out of.
Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn in 3-d
It is so bad, that Rotten Tomatoes never bothered to review it.
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12-04-2010, 04:14 PM
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Street Fighter with Jean Claude as Guile.
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12-04-2010, 04:42 PM
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DINAB
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Battleship Earth
Worth watching for a good laugh.
At not with.
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12-04-2010, 04:53 PM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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TROLL 2
So bad it is awesome.
Don't know if it was ever in theaters, don't give a phuck either.
worst ever movie.
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12-04-2010, 05:21 PM
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1. Gigli
2. Independence Day
3. Glitter
There is one really bad movie I enjoy watching anyways: Striptease.
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12-04-2010, 05:34 PM
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Easily "The Junior Defenders". I don't even know how it ended up in my netflix que because I don't remember adding it. My wife and I got about 30 minutes into it and turned it off. I have never turned off a dvd before. I usually just deal with suckyness but this was just unbearable and we both agreed about that.
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12-04-2010, 05:48 PM
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Where is my screw on thumb???
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1. Gigli
2. Independence Day
3. Glitter
There is one really bad movie I enjoy watching anyways: Striptease.
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Independance day?lol. What, you don't like incredibly unbelieveable douchbag filled movies either?
I liked how every time they crashed or had something bad happen in the middle of nowhere, they were always within walking distance of help.
ANYTHING with chuck Norris is up for crappiest movie ever.
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