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Old 04-19-2012, 04:04 PM   #11
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Maybe she's cheesing

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Old 04-19-2012, 04:20 PM   #12
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:22 PM   #13
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I had the same problem when the nextdoor neighbor started a daycare center in our residential neighborhood. Sounded like a playground out there as she just let the kids out in the yard all day screaming and yelling. I guess 8 kids was not determined a business in our town but she wanted to expand to more kids and declare her house as a business. She petitioned our neighborhood to change it from residential to business zoned. Solved the problem by putting up a sign that read "Pitbull Breeding Kennel" on the front lawn. Was going to sue here for tormenting our dogs with all those fat kids running around next to our adjacent yard.

NOTE: half this story is true

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Old 04-19-2012, 04:25 PM   #14
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Thanks, I just laughed so hard I farted...

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I had the same problem when the nextdoor neighbor started a daycare center in our residential neighborhood. Sounded like a playground out there as she just let the kids out in the yard all day screaming and yelling. I guess 8 kids was not determined a business in our town but she wanted to expand to more kids and declare her house as a business. She petitioned our neighborhood to change it from residential to business zoned. Solved the problem by putting up a sign that read "Pitbull Breeding Kennel" on the front lawn. Was going to sue here for tormenting our dogs with all those fat kids running around next to our adjacent yard.

NOTE: half this story is true
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:34 PM   #15
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Given the severity of the smell and the inhabitants, I'd say you have to nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Old 04-19-2012, 07:59 PM   #16
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Funny, my downstairs neighbors apartment smelled like that too.... only they didn't have pets . :-(

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Old 04-19-2012, 08:04 PM   #17
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Don't you have a casserole recipe to remedy this problem?

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Old 04-19-2012, 09:53 PM   #18
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Since pets aren't permitted, it must be a stray... therefore taking care of it is only your neighborly duty.

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Old 04-20-2012, 11:47 AM   #19
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Maybe it's not the cats. Maybe the neighbor has been hoarding Simcoe...

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Old 04-20-2012, 08:05 PM   #20
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Sounds like a CATastrophe about to happen!

Maybe you should get a CATapult and solve the problem.

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