Update: 2/3/12. Some yutz brought his bike on today at rush hour. I didnt pop his tires, but I didnt have to. A woman half his size shoved the wheel out of her way and said "move this piece of ****, dumbass."
BEST MORNING EVER
Thoroughly enjoyed reading the original rant.... and this follow up too
Side note - I lived in Astoria for a summer a few years back. Word to the wise - El Rey Del Mundo taco truck at 33rd and 30th serves the best tacos in NYC.
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Now here's a little something that you might not like. My DJ's name is Mix Master Mike.