I also have a custom feature on my phone that automatically shanks every mf'er I come across who has some song for their ringtone. It's a sweet phone. Keeps the riff-raff in line.
Oh, how bout that, Justin Timberlake is your ringtone. Hm. Oh, yeah, sorry, my phone automatically shanks people who have song ringtones. Can I call an ambulance? Well, that depends on how quickly you can change that ringtone to something less douchie.