Currently mine is Back in Black - AC/DC
Ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
Buckcherry - Crazy B*tch
The Hartford Whalers song by Brass Bonanza
General calls: The Bens - XFire
Important people: Weezer - Pork & Beans
Voicemail: Dewey Cox - Walk Hard
Thunderstruck - AC/DC
SWMBO - Walk Softly (Kentucky Head Hunters)
Work - American Bad Ass (Kid Rock)
All Others - Cowboy (Kid Rock)
The stock ringtone.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa