I was away for a couple of weeks. I saw that, in my absence, the Unseen Gnome Who Chuckles was just trying to make his wife happy . . . . did I miss anything else? In any case, its good to be back.
That guy finally got around to convincing his wife to do that thing. And he posted pictures! But he took them back down already. Sorry.
The Indians finally won the World Series! The entire world celebrated...
"...Careful, man...there's a beverage here!..."