cheezydemon3

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SO.....the neighbors take their 9 year old daughter to the NEW Breaking Dawn movie.....poor judgement?

Unquestionably, but maybe not because of sexuality or violence (PG-13) but I am more concerne dabout the pure DOUCHE factor that the child has been exposed to.

She ( said 9 year old) comes over to our house gushing about how awesome the movie was. FINE.

The first one comes on as SWMBO and I are flipping through channels, and we stop to watch the train wreck for a minute.........you know, the TOTALLY AWESOME part where the whole vamp family dresses up in cheezy baseball uniforms for a day of play?.......only to have it ruined by the metrosexually mean other vampires????

Then dude(male lead vampire edward something) is driving Bella away from those bad vibes, and he is STILL wearing the freakishly stupid baseball shirt.

THERE ARE 4 OF THESE MOVIES?????

I watched the first one and stayed awake, we started another one where some evil girl was swimming around freakishly fast........WTF????


That one ended with a version of "Interview with the vampire for non-intellectuals" where such scary metrosexual bloodsuckers as dakota Fanning tried to convince us that there is some organized vampire kingdom of supreme vampire douchebags.

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509inc

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The twilight movies are just a story about a girl who must choose between beastiality and necrophillia.

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After many attempts to drown my sorrows, I'm starting to fear they may have learned to swim.

IrregularPulse

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Bwahahahaa, Sent that to my twilight loving wife.

Oh and, bestiality necrophilia

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bernerbrau

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Best quote ever.

TxBrew

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To have it summed up so simply, you should write the Cliff's Notes.

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509inc

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I wasn't sure of the spelling and did not want to google it at work to check.

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After many attempts to drown my sorrows, I'm starting to fear they may have learned to swim.

Homercidal

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I hear in Wisconsin, you don't HAVE to choose...

JonM

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SWMBO made me watch the earlier ones too. On top of being ridiculous, I hate how the actors feel the need to make one little chuckle after everything they say. I dunno - maybe teenagers really talk like that but I found it really annoying.

I started laughing when the werewolves were snarling and growling because I wanted to poke them in the ribs and snap my fingers like Cesar Milan and go "Shh!"

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Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em, that I got no cerebellum ...

MyNameIsPaul

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My problem with it is the women my age (early 30's) gushing about it and posting their midnight viewing thoughts on Facebook, and saying how sexy/hot Jacob or Edward is. Seriously? If there were 30 year old men, staying up late at night to watch a movie about teenage girls and saying how sexy they are, they'd get arrested for being pervs. I think Buffy should come back for a day and end this mess as soon as possible.

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BulldogBrewer

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“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King

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