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Old 05-31-2013, 01:38 PM   #1
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OH!!! So sorry your 50K escalde didn't come with turn signals!!!! Oh! Wait! No, it is because you are apparently on a very important (and apparently quite funny) call that you are unable to put on the turn signal to let me know that I could have turned already!

Instead, I have to wait for you to slowly turn into the street I have been trying to turn out of, when I could have turned out 15 times since you came into view, but I didn't want to pull out right in front of you.

Maybe I should be an inconsiderate DICK too!!!!!!

"Whoah!! Sorry I pulled out RIGHT in front of you in this 55mph zone buddy! But you see, no one uses turn signals around here, so I guessed that you were turning!!!"

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Old 05-31-2013, 01:41 PM   #2
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Old 05-31-2013, 01:57 PM   #3
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Be neat if you could mark people as douche bag. You get 50 marks to hand out per year. This douche bag level gets displayed in Google Glass when you look at someone or at their property.

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I honk at people who don't signal and at people on cell phones while driving, it confuses them and interrupts their call.

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Be neat if you could mark people as douche bag. You get 50 marks to hand out per year. This douche bag level gets displayed in Google Glass when you look at someone or at their property.
I have wished that my car had a crossbow that would shoot an arrow into their car and unfurl a sign that says "Doesn't use turn signals" lol.
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I have wished that my car had a crossbow that would shoot an arrow into their car and unfurl a sign that says "Doesn't use turn signals" lol.
You don't say cheezy.
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I have wished that my car had a crossbow that would shoot an arrow into their car and unfurl a sign that says "Doesn't use turn signals" lol.
When I was younger I always wanted a hidden squirt gun that shot brake fluid on their paint job. Now in my 30's I feel sorry for people in a hurry.
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I think of turn signals in two ways.

One, an intelligence test that quite a few people fail.

Two, a way of distinguishing different makes of cars. Some brands seem to have more broken turn signals than others.

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When I was younger I always wanted a hidden squirt gun that shot brake fluid on their paint job. Now in my 30's I feel sorry for people in a hurry.
DUDE!!!!

Feeling sorry for people is the KEY to anger management.

The list of people I pity is INFURIATINGLY large....
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2 wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts does though.

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