OH!!! So sorry your 50K escalde didn't come with turn signals!!!! Oh! Wait! No, it is because you are apparently on a very important (and apparently quite funny) call that you are unable to put on the turn signal to let me know that I could have turned already!
Instead, I have to wait for you to slowly turn into the street I have been trying to turn out of, when I could have turned out 15 times since you came into view, but I didn't want to pull out right in front of you.
Maybe I should be an inconsiderate DICK too!!!!!!
"Whoah!! Sorry I pulled out RIGHT in front of you in this 55mph zone buddy! But you see, no one uses turn signals around here, so I guessed that you were turning!!!"