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Old 10-22-2008, 01:28 PM   #1
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Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 66% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.
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Old 10-22-2008, 01:40 PM   #2
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Sickness Quotient: 53%
Your Sickness Quotient" of 53% is hardly cause for concern.

Detailed Diagnosis

  • Interpersonal Insights
    You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob.
  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.
  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.
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Old 10-22-2008, 01:50 PM   #3
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77% - Therepy would be recommended!!!

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Old 10-22-2008, 01:56 PM   #4
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uh, interesting?

Sickness Quotient: 46%
Congratulations! At a 46% Sickness Quotient, you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." And you would certainly know.



I retabulated but it only got worse...

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Old 10-22-2008, 02:24 PM   #5
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Error - You must take the test in correct order.

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Old 10-22-2008, 03:05 PM   #6
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90 percent of them I gave my own interpretation....

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Sickness Quotient: 65%
Hmmm, your Sickness Quotient of 65% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.



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Old 10-22-2008, 03:18 PM   #7
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yeah, I gave 100% my own interpretations. Just did not see the same as their answers. I am thinking it does not matter how you answer and the result is random.

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Old 10-22-2008, 03:44 PM   #8
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91% sickness quotient...I win!

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Old 10-22-2008, 04:13 PM   #9
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Well, that's a waste. None of the answers are even close or serious, and clicking Retabulate Results just makes another random 'diagnosis'.

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Old 10-22-2008, 04:29 PM   #10
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Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 99%
WARNING: Your Sickness Quotient of 99% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

* Interpersonal Insights
You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.

* Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.

* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

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