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11-29-2006, 10:19 PM
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Hmm, you really are talking about teasing the pet. I thought this thread was going to be along the lines of "choking the chicken" or "spanking the monkey". 
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11-29-2006, 10:25 PM
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She actually ate a strawberry garnish off of my wife's pina colada once and was out of commission for the whole next day--bunny hangover.
The redbull idea is interesting; rabbits are either lethargic or hyperactive depending on the time of day. I would have to get a video camera to catch "super spaz" in action.
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11-29-2006, 10:49 PM
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Does the bunny wunny like hops?
A little hopsy-wopsy for the hippity-hop, perhaps? That'll get him hopping!
In pellet form, of course. Right in with his food.
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11-29-2006, 10:57 PM
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How 'bout a rabbit's foot????
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11-29-2006, 11:03 PM
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peanut butter and Tobasco sandwiches. 
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12-02-2006, 12:09 AM
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Our dog (a 10 pound shih-tzu), on the other hand, has a taste for Hops' cousin. I woke up one morning to find a plastic baggy from my pants pocket shredded all over the floor of our bedroom and down approximately 1 gram ($20 worth) of product. I was angry and ready to scold, but one look into my poor stoned dog's eyes let me know that she already realized she'd done a bad thing. Nothing more funny-pathetic (funthetic?) than a pet who's feeling bad about over-indulging. She was baked for a day and a half.
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I got an 80lb German Shepherd high when I was a teenager. He laid out in the middle of the yard that night with all four feet in the air. It was, like 20 degrees that night. I was scared he'd freeze to death and my Dad would kill me. Had to drag him into the shed. Forevermore after that, he'd try to eat my weed when he could. Stoner.
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12-02-2006, 05:04 PM
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We had a ferret once that absolutely loved beer. If you opened a beer, no matter where he was in the house, in a few minutes he'd show up. I'd give him a little in a dish and after he finished it, he'd crawl up on the couch and crash belly up. It was something to see.
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12-04-2006, 05:28 PM
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I wonder what would happen if you fed a rabbit some Cialis or Viagra. The little f*$##%ers are horny enough already.... 
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12-04-2006, 10:41 PM
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I wonder what would happen if you fed a rabbit some Cialis or Viagra. The little f*$##%ers are horny enough already.... 
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Thankfully I don't have any on hand. All three of our rabbits are fixed so their little libidos are less potent.
I notice a general concensus to feed her spicy foods, the problem is, I don't like spicy foods so I don't have any on hand. They also tend to smell stuff thoroughly before eating, so I have to be very sneaky...
I plan on trying the hops idea next time I brew, I always buy pellets hops anyway.
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12-04-2006, 11:12 PM
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Most rodents do not like spicy foods. I use a mix of blood meal and cayenne pepper to keep critters away from my RV.
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