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Old 11-01-2005, 11:38 PM   #21
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HB Bill- Your facts are , indeed hard and cold, but thank you for the advice on using a payphone to make that call.
Brian- That is one 'mo fine looking boxer ! Bet he'd pull a freight train.
El P. - Always wondered what you really looked like. It took courage to use a portrait as your avatar, but I applaud you, sir.
Walker- Cute kid, but I still don't see the wife siphoning ( Thought we'd forgotten, didn't you ?).

Sorry, guys. The Cable Gods have pushed me hard over the last few days and I haven't had time to get on here. Had a customer to go into shock on his front porch last night right after his wife and kids left to go trick or treating. Called 911 and fixed his cable while the paramedics worked on him. Surely, he'd have wanted it right if he lived long enough to get back home ! Just another day in the life of your friendly Cable Guy.

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Old 11-02-2005, 12:10 AM   #22
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El P. - Always wondered what you really looked like. It took courage to use a portrait as your avatar, but I applaud you, sir.
It would take a "Wizard" of a guy to produce such pretty little offspring.
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Old 11-02-2005, 12:19 AM   #23
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El P. - Always wondered what you really looked like. It took courage to use a portrait as your avatar
Normally I wouldn't, but the pic turned out so well...makes me look years younger.

But enough about me...I thought we were talking about beautiful young daughters.

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Old 11-02-2005, 12:40 AM   #24
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Are they twins, or did you convince her it would be OK just this once? Our two are 17 months apart. I can remember saying " It'll be allright" twice. So far, it has been. You're going to have to scar those two up a bit before they get much older. That , or get a big stick to beat the rotten -assed boys off. Already told my daughter that all boys are bad . Except for Dad, Monkey Jr. and a couple of uncles. Why couldn't they have both been boys ?


Anybody got a tissue?

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Old 11-02-2005, 12:49 AM   #25
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Are they twins, or did you convince her it would be OK just this once? Our two are 17 months apart.
No, not twins, just a trick of the camera. The one on the left is 4, the other 7. Older bro is almost 17...he's in charge of guarding the door with his hockey stick.
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An older brother is a good thing. At 17, isn't he about ready for a 12 ga. or a 30-06 ? You are in Texas, after all. Hell, even my little girl has a .410 of her own. Firearms do so much more damage and leave a more lasting impression than sports equipment. Goaaaaaaaaalllllll !

Sorry, man. The beer's talkin' for me . The Monkey's star is getting ready to burn out for another night.

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Old 11-02-2005, 01:26 AM   #27
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HB Bill- Your facts are , indeed hard and cold, but thank you for the advice on using a payphone to make that call.
I really don't like being a party pooper, but then again, it seems that I am the greatgrandfather here.

I figured you didn't want a legal question like that traced. You can always walk away from a pay phone.

Someone has to be the sense of reason (when not drinking that is...!).
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Old 11-02-2005, 01:57 AM   #28
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HB Bill- Your facts are , indeed hard and cold, but thank you for the advice on using a payphone to make that call.
Brian- That is one 'mo fine looking boxer ! Bet he'd pull a freight train.
El P. - Always wondered what you really looked like. It took courage to use a portrait as your avatar, but I applaud you, sir.
Walker- Cute kid, but I still don't see the wife siphoning ( Thought we'd forgotten, didn't you ?).

Sorry, guys. The Cable Gods have pushed me hard over the last few days and I haven't had time to get on here. Had a customer to go into shock on his front porch last night right after his wife and kids left to go trick or treating. Called 911 and fixed his cable while the paramedics worked on him. Surely, he'd have wanted it right if he lived long enough to get back home ! Just another day in the life of your friendly Cable Guy.
thanks bro! i thought i might run into you down here in Tejas with all this cable work from that BIIII-AAATTCCCHHH Rita? if you do, let me know, and we'll twist some tops (until i get caught up with my fermentations!).

he can pull a freight train, and a couple tree trunks.
i'll drink a beer for ya too!
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How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.







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kornkob, you brought a tear to my eye........

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